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Humiliating 2-0 defret.

Blue Pop Blues.

Goals are overrated anyway. We can get to 48 points by not conceding any at all and also getting about ten OGs scored by players WHO COST US NUFFINK!

He's becoming a parody of himself. Cisse will be like a new signing who's scored 4 goals in the last 26 games.

Simpletoons FTW!

Very difficult place to affect.

Good to see Own back amongst the goals for us.

I would go to this if the club hadn't said it's worthless to them.

We are desperate. Mike needs to drop £20m plus to get a finisher and it's apparent that his fat fingers can't fish that much out from behind his sofa. Before someone accuses me of 2 game knee jerking, the last 5 months of last season was the most consistent period of dross I can recall. I've seen nothing yet to infer any notable improvement. Pardew's tactics stink and he's incapable of improvement as he's already red lining his meagre abilities. Buy a proven goalscorer Mike, stop being a dick.

Strikers are too expensive, get a false 9, a pseudo 10 and we'll be proxy 14th.

Last of Us Remastered. What a phenomenally good game it is. Played through on hard and restarted it straight away on the top setting. Probably the best game I've ever played.

Still fuck all fret

1st of March was the last PL goal from any of our current team.

I don't even...

I've had more fun with diarrhea.

Williamson you fucking omnispaz.

PELVIC MESH WARNING! Gerrin!

These yank adverts are better than the game.

Mike needs to invest in a barn door, the fat cunt.

complete pish so far.

Hoovers are designed to collect dust. Who is this cockwomble?

Given the near unbridled optimism on here, we'll surely get tanked.

Maybe he'd knock our own Bowser off the castle?