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How long does it take to get up to Pardew and Carver's speed?

There's already enough narcissists at the club ffs.

As long as he's a CB who can score 20 a season, fine.

Gave himself a brain tumour in the process though. -----------><----------- (Cowies were dogshit in 2002)

What's he up to these days?

Why did we need to see that ugly bloke's china white arse though?

Loving the shocked socket on this pic, nay idea who any of these people are though.

Best of luck with your treatment Stevie. I assume cowies are still okay though?

I see Pardew blamed the crowd for us not winning yesterday. http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/28999238

niche as fuck that, although my obscure references are often completely ignored on here so fair play.

Gouffran is French for silent fart iirc.

What does that even mean you stalking faggot?

Read my lips..... SIX MORE YEARS.

Up to 16th though! 2 points from 3 difficult games. It's not an easy place to come for us, St James's. Crystal Palace's first point of the season, shows what a tough, tough team they are.

ROFL Could still lose this Alan!

OMG the universe is melting.

Sissoko is brilliant at breaking up play. Our own play.

Ben Arfa would've scored that.

Good one, yeah. Evens on that.

So, underneath the remnants of the barrel, through the concrete and down past dinosaur fossils, wor Pardocchio is going to have to scrape up some new excuses for his permashambles. Any guesses? 'We wuz tired after all the rain we've had this week' 'The players are worried about the Ebola outbreak' 'Ben Arfa' 'The Fans' 'Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me'

Incredible that, it really is.

When did we last come from behind to win? Not sure I was born.

Better than Debuchy.

Pardew would have wasted his talent eventually. At least this way Remy can afford more indiscretions.