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They’ve done this 7-10 days too early for a new manager bounce. Whoever is in charge will have had time to realise how desperate things are and be professionally unable to mask it, as they’ll be shit anyway. Merry Christmas Mackems.

Can we get a fucking striker first?

What a fucking dickhead.

More blobs on than the AIDS crisis.

Well well well. They’ll get to see first hand just how shite, lucky and corrupt we are.

Have we drawn them in the FA Cup?!

Now that Pope is injured we could at last assemble an extremely strong team of absentees. Pope Burn Botman Targett Manquillo Murphy Tonali Longstaff Anderson Willock Wilson Barnes Remarkable.

We can’t afford to lose Bruno for smoking DMT ffs.

We will be absolutely AMPED for this game. I am going to get fucking hammered and terrify the neighbours again. 4-0

Will Nigel Farage admit he’s a fucking cunt?

Ultimately I was pleased with the very late, deeply controversial goal as I think we would be better off out of the world’s premier club competition.

We are going to absolutely skullfuck Milan. BET ON IT. (not you Sandro)

Mbappé is a cunt. Please don’t sign him.

That was just HEMBARRASIN.

FUCKING CUNTS. UNBELIEVABLE

Thank Christ for ketamine or I’d have had a heart attack by now.

5-1 aggregate against these chemisiers pour grandes filles. I think they will score 2nd half but so will we. Some squad this.

As long as that doesn’t cause us to win, aye.

Everyone loves a redemption story. I'm rooting for you Gloomy.

Depressing sink wanks are some of my fondest memories.

Let’s just get into the galloise sucking fannies and see what happens lads.

The secret to a happy home tbf.