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£100m. One of the biggest marquee strikers in the world ever. Never been in any tent.

I've been on this page for 20 minutes now.

I was going to do that! :lol:Scary, bet the little cunt wants to gas us all.

An insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded. I think it was a jihaddy long legs.

Being arrogant and deluded is a special mix, quite a tricky one to maintain in our stark perpetuity. Interesting to also note that the Geordie dialect is considered the most trustworthy in England and the people deemed amongst the warmest in these islands. What a bunch of absolute heed the baals we must be.

I don't know, the ute of today.

Reading the comments on Guardian website is definitely bad for you.

100 million dollars.

Our most active passer.

Mackem?

They punch horses, don't they?

I might have to develop a diazepam addiction to see me through December. Absolute horror show.

ah gotcha. Not like Ashley to mix with dodgepots mind.

Parky's finally found Silk Road.

A write off at best. Fucking hell that is bad (I don't disagree).

After the episode the other day I am now assuming that everyone on here is a mackem, don't take it personally.

Where are you seeing 4-1? Could get a good return with £1100 tbf.

I thought you'd drawn that. Was going to have it as my avatar, now I see you've just Googled it you lazy mackem.

Ashley put £10m on us going down at odds of 15-1 at the end of last season. Gets his 'loan' back, sells us with a smile to an Indian cheese magnate.

Make a good stocking filler tbh.

Joey Deacon, I'd forgotten about him.