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Fop or the one who shoots bears?

Maybe we should all join his forum for a bit?

Hardly anyone posts. I don't think the malaise is because of bannings. Although arguments do keep the place ticking over.

That was a joke. Did you come here for an argument? Normal and thoughtful coexist?

Yes it is.

"He instils confidence in players and he always seems to get the best out of them, certainly he did that at Newcastle and hopefully he can do that for me and the rest of the lads here." Smoking some serious shit.

Aye Stevie. Never mind yer cancer battle, where the fuck is Mugrighter these days?

Can we make this a hashtag? #Ashleyissotight

I bet he makes his knickers last three days. Normal, inside out, then inside out back to front.

Can't be too careful.

Please give us some money?

PPV?

See for yourself...

Christ. I was expecting some eloquent diatribe about how wonderful the latest Belle and Sebastian CD was. Get it framed.

Sweet! Can we see this award winning review?

Stupid fucking tax return has me reading all this guff.. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150128/carver-our-season-is-not-over_2281670_4446694 Carver setting out his stall nicely there. If Bobby and Gary don't help him out it will doubtless be seance against him.

Remi Garde seemingly dropped like a stone. Presigned with NDA? Or treated like a cunt? You decide.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-managerial-situation-what-8528647

Ambition is a better word than progress. I have no hope that we will show ambition to compete. Better football would be nice, obviously.

Until Ashley is gone I have no hope of progress as a competitive club.

No not outlandish, and Pardew has proven there's profit to be had even from the touchline. I think it's possible, yes. Given past decisions and the questionable truths in the present you can either view proceedings neutrally, with despair or with hope. I think it takes impressive resolve (this is the politest word I can muster) to even manage neutral, never mind hope. As I've stated previously, I have zero hope left for the club anyway. I come on this board for a bit of idle banter and a break from work. And to stir up Fish, obviously.

Thought you'd like that. Histrionics one of our best players the last few years tbf.

That was sarcasm. Hardly the same. Anyway, on one hand I admire your semi-positive outlook. On the other I think it is unjust of you to label fans as being irrational when they have, quite reasonably, lost all faith with Ashley to act in the best interests of the football club. And I think you should do the decent thing and apologise to everyone.

You said we'd get a Head Coach in the summer. Which words have I put in your mouth?

What sort of cunt would crow about us getting relegated FFS?