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Looking forward to missing the match completely? This is basically the best thing about following Newcastle these days.

I thought polo had been eradicated in Africa.

Looks more like crochet that.

Can you spe-ell Can you spe-ell Can you spell sycophant? Can you spe-ell sy-co-phant? Who is going tomorrow?

boycoutt football

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/australia-will-be-in-the-eurovision-song-contest-for-some-reason--l1U4IkF4nx

I can't watch this bloke's interviews, it's like watching a donkey contemplate knitting. For all he was a complete turd, Pardew probably can at least spell sycophant.

Wilkinson should be put to the sword, but Dummette is the best a man can get.

The reverse Ben Arfa treatment - even worse man.

I can imagine Carver won't want to be seen to bottle bottle-gate, so Cabella will probably be glassed.

Obertan ffs

nice goal that

Safety achieved in February would be a fucking awesome result. Open top bus at the ready!

Was browsing a property website and found this beautiful garden. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-50445473.html

PineWorld

THE SECRET DIARY OF HOWMANHEYMAN Hah, Dear Diary - another day, another sucker reeled in. Once again ah used me cunning sudo, sudoe, sussudio, erm, other name to kid all those so-called smart arses over on toontastic. Ah have them all hanging out the palm of me hand, little do they realise that I actually AM the one and only Sports Writer of the Geordie Nation, Toon Army Major General, Lee Ryder himsel, and not just some joker pretending to be me. The joke is well and truly on them. As if I'd ever let mesel be photographed flying me kite on a lilo! This is the best double bluff since I told me mam I wanted My Little Pony for Christmas thereby enshuring that I definitely didn't get any girl presents and instead got a BMX, loads of Action Men and 3 month councilling off that funny smelling weirdo from Jesmond. Anyway, ahve seen all their shergarnigans over the years, stealing money from charity, putting sexy notes in newspapers (WHAT SORT OF SICKO WOULD DEE THIS TO THE PAPERS MAN?!) and stalking people and then infecting their computers with them Tolkien horses. Well the last laugh is on them, I mean me, because I have been nicking their ideas for gossip, insight and outright bollocks for years AND AM THE ONLY ONE GETTING PAID! Some of them mugs even pay toward the upkeep of the stupid site, which is more or less like pouring beer straight into me mouth! Which, by the way, I'm just off to do now with me big mate Jak Alnwick, ahs offered to give him some tips on taking a dive for the team - just like I do every day for me beloved Ronny Gil. Laters.

This. All the stuff that could be interpreted as 'gearing it to sell' could equally be interpreted as 'running it like a cunt'.

Honey I sunk the kids.

Desperately Seeking Susan.

Good business all round. Too many players on our books.

Is Curtis Good ready?