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The only thing he's emerged well from is his father's urethra.

-1 for omitting Pimms.

AND I'VE RECENTLY GOT DRUNK IN SWITZERLAND.

I see your true colours and that's why I glassed you.

Pards for President!

Hear, hear.

Don't understand why the feckless caths can't play at that level every minute they're on the pitch.

Played like they give a fuck this half. Weird.

FUCKING GET IN

Goofanny doing his best to give away another goal there.

7-0 was 475-1, seems generous really.

24 minutes. Good effort.

Keeping them under 4 goals would be a moral victory.

You'd have to be tripping to want to go to this.

Now come on, play the white man, I never said that. I said 'that set of cunts', which doesn't imply an absence of cuntery herewith. Or anywhere else for that matter.

And when I say us, I mean that set of cunts that used to be us.

And he still might. Is there any evidence to suggest Ashley has moved on from his JFK-fuck-it-that'll-dee approach? Carver will be frantically pointing to his threadbare squad and 'needing time to settle' shite etc. Ashley might buy it along with just enough talent to keep us up next year. Edit @fish

Rose-cunted glasses removed.

Asylum seeker.

"I've seen who we're looking at." THAT'S HOW IMPOTENT WUZ IZ!

You'd need one too.

Just had 3 vaccinations including MMR. I'm now an excellent driver. Excellent driver.

Four cock pics already!