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Bit nervous this morning as I start my seminary programme today, I'm training to become a Priest.

You could bore a stake through his heart. Well, I could anyway.

I bet you 100ug of 1pLSD Parky.

Will it fuck.

Otherwise known as Jimbo Tax.

I thought he was a racing certainty?

This always cheers me up tbf.

I've gone off Garde.

Post of the year so far Jeremy.

and John Carver.

Right then, no problem lads; A casual bystander outside Netto.

Fucking pointless supporting this club. It's like standing outside LIDL cheering on the lorries bringing in cheap bait from Poland, then going in and buying it, discovering it's shit, but being told you should appreciate it as LIDL are making good money and are acting lawfully. Woohoo! Where do I give blood?

Your belief that it's laughable that someone could have said something which may have prevented this tragedy, however tangential that is, is well worth backing up. Keep at it. You are the man.

Not sure what's amusing about this you sick cunt.

Self cuntererise?

These two need their own series.

So he explicitly said to an ex girlfriend that he was going to do something to be remembered by. She knew he was a pilot, surely?

She's seriously talented btw. I can barely walk in those heels.

There's an England game on tonight. Mike Ashley's 8 year effort to develop talent from the local hotbed has massively contributed to the affair.

WTF is niche about that man?!

The obvious simple answer is to make pilot's chairs toilets.

Don't laugh, he might move into rail when he realises he can't become the world's richest man on shite sportswear alone.

How the fuck can the pilot not override the cabin lockout?