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What the actual fuck? Is he autistic?

I just can't bring myself to agree with this. As thick as he is, surely he can navigate the corridors after all these years?

I took us at 33-1 when Carver was appointed, not sure where or how much I put on. Might win enough for a second hand sniper rifle.

At what? Having the ugliest manager?

(clarification requests via PM please)

I'll be astonished if we survive, there is nothing at all about the club that indicates a single further point is possible.

Just in from work. Impressed with this new nadir, Carver is literally carving himself a place in history.

Judging by this post you'd be a shoo-in.

Ol' flappy gills disagrees.

"Before the Sunderland game, we brought in the basketball coach"

Is this a rejected episode of Star Trek?

Thank you for illuminating my point. Is he paid per post these days?

If you will.

To be clear, are you wondering what odds you could get from a bookmakers on the combined likelihood of Burnley, QPR and Sunderland being relegated?

Interesting.

What makes you think what I say is what I think?

Do you think that is what I think?

No one is panicking Fish. Many would welcome it.

Divvent joke about it.

Whoever they are planning to get won't fucking come anyway, they'll be hardballed down towards Burger King wages and rightly tell the cunting regime to fuck off. Carver will be plan B - Z

Some people are biologically programmed to talk shite.

I don't know what the fuck he is supposed to be doing and I'm pretty sure he doesn't either. We need a leader in the dressing room to sort all this shite out, but I think they get moved along/out sharpish.

He does?!

Good to see JC has his priorities straight just before a must-not-lose game.