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If they had anything about them, they'd have filmed him writing it from 12 different angles AND found the Babushka lady. Amateurs.

I want that letter carbon-dated and DNA tested. This isn't good enough John.

Are they smoking crack? Beyond moronic all this.

Somewhere in an attic there's a picture of the beautiful game that looks like Anne Widdecombe's face at an eat-your-own-poo party.

Carver will chin someone this weekend.

It was a dodgy transformer again and again, a dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten.

I think all that's missing from football scandals this year is a murder. Preferably of a fat English owner.

Jesus titty fucking Christ. https://plotagon.com/59840

I just hope you can manage to climax before the Titanic goes under.

Seems to be mostly smoking them these days.

He no longer has consented access to my wife's vagina, that's for certain.

Nice mod.

I've seen a 1 legged spider run better than NUFC. I'm with Parkster, NFO.

Also, he should also stop paying his gas bill, it'll give him a strong sense of the extra motivation he needs to keep the job.

I'd welcome chemtrails too if I was Parky.

Football, at the top, is absolute dogshit. If this forum didn't exist I'd have no interest at all anymore. If Fish ever packs in altogether then that'll be me done too.

What do we reckon his utility bills are anyway? Mako knows where he lives, we could probably work it out and set up a Kickstarter to keep him warm till his book comes out.

Rolling my suit sleeves up right now.

You're a deeply weird person, Gemmill. Anyway, I'm in Sao Paulo (#Chez) - got my shiny shorts on.

Are we really discussing John Carver's utility bills? Has it come to this?

Fish has descended the Mariana trench to look for his marbles.