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As if Luke Edwards has somehow got the inside track of our new policy man.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/mike-ashleys-new-look-newcastle-target-5761339?

Anyone heard any Keegan rumours?

Fop, where art thou?

It's going to be deeply disappointing whatever happens.

You's what?

Cerys Matthews, boycourtt - yes or no?

Fish can detect harmonic rays along his flanks. It's got him into trouble more than once.

There aren't many who work as diligently to get things back on track.

Printing this one out to put with my other three cards.

Thanks people. Getting too old for these suits, I think.

Have a great day squire.

Aren't they doing nice mineral water?

Aye they all love the profile pic which is about 15 years old. Then they meet the tight-fisted, deluded, twisted old cunt of a club, wonder how they got tricked into this and have a sudden emergency they simply must attend.

He's not the pits. Looks like he's in pole position. I've chequered me flag. Etc.

I'll take you out Mako. Have you been to Brighton?

The Secret Diaorreah of Adrian's Hole.

The Life of Pie.

Every cloud and all that.

youtube.com/watch?v=VvqWtoa-Lfs

The Taming of the Poo

The Wind in the Winnets.