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Palace Gloaters now is it?

Getting rid of Pardew/Carver + zero signings = still winning

CT, know your limits.

Or quickly knock up some tortillas and have burritos instead.

Fat is the best thing to mask chilli, hoy a load of butter and oil in there.

Bound to be chilli.

https://youtu.be/PNK2CrhADo0?t=116

I was run over as a two year old, well more knocked into the sky really. I landed on the bonnet of another car, the car that hit me sped off. I like to think that they think they killed me and eventually gassed themselves in the oven with crippling remorse and a dirty grill pan.

Canny deal that.

Transfer window 1 - sign no one and get rid of a few squad players Transfer window 2 - see if we need any panic buys Transfer window 3 - sign no one and get rid of a few panic buys

http://is.gd/CATTS4MELYK

Deep sea creature, video here - http://i.imgur.com/H0peWji.gifv

What sort of welcome is it to the players as well, the fact the club has haggled for them like a piss stained mattress on Gumtree? We really wanted you to come, but we don't think you're worth your market rate. Pipe down, kick it long and sell Wonga, dickhead.

I found 50p on the beach the other day with no kit whatsoever. I'll offer it for the drawer handle CT. (free shipping, natch)

The Muscuntorists of Wahabi Jihad and the Quest for the Shed of Bacon.

"Eeeeh, wor comedian Dave in London, he's geet exotic!"

Do they like it spicy, your sisters?

She sounds like a bit of a cunt.

Nice one, you on a promise?

Both, never miss an opportunity.