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I was in Atlanta last week, at the A&E dept at midnight, fun times, and Uber totally saved the day. The cops were moving us along while we were outside trying to catch a cab, 'we can't have you standing around here'. The cops and the hospital only knew one cab number which was ringing off and I had 1% left on my phone's battery. I spent that 1% on Uber and an angel picked us up within 2 minutes, drove us to a pharmacy (the hospital neither had one, nor could tell us where a 24 hour one was ffs) and then drove us back to the hotel. She spent about 25 minutes with us and it was about a tenner. Given they pay a fair whack to Uber and still say it is a good income demonstrates what a rip off the likes of CT have been for years. Buying expensive gadgets for sitting on their arses talking shit all day. Also Uber drivers have all been exceptionally nice, something that a proper free market requires, not a fat sweaty meff stuffing his face with pizza and telling you how racist he is.

Arguing that we'll stay up is as pointless as hoping to pull the last slapper in the club. Even if you manage it your life is still one sorry hopeless mess. I mean the club, I know your life is wonderful Fish.

What we need is a fatal cardiac arrest.

OMFG CARR DOESN'T SIGN PEOPLE?!!>1111!!

The hyperbole about Carr has been ridiculous. He signed a load of skinny cowards and bigamists.

Nailed on loss if he sticks with the same hideous mess we've seen lately. Whatever happens the Bournemouth result will mask the performance. There is the possibility Pardew could relegate us at SJP at the end of April.

Did he proceed to tell them he was right about Ashley too?

Cowardly coward. Cowed, cowering covert, cowardice complete.

Nuke it from orbit tbh.

I'll not bother trying to figure it out until he's said it ten times.

Them green and orange ones I think.

The club is rotten from the top, still. Fuck all will change until the fat man explodes like Mr Creosote.

Fuck, I just remembered I'm going next week.

FTM TBH

0-3 looming. What a shower of shite you have there Mike.

The words of one of the killers at the Bataclan. Source - https://www.rt.com/shows/sophieco/322796-france-terrorist-attacks-isis/

Great strike, perfect timing for them. We look as gash as I saw us at Pornmouth.

Probably not tbf.

Smegway.

I like them, can we keep them?

Jeans in Hollister only $25. Freedom isn't free but the cotton is piss cheap.

Just because you've given up on your dreams Parky, don't spoil it for the rest of us.