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Lee Dixon is fewming.

I’ve just recalled exactly what the foul slur was. I called him “a dickless wonder.”

I was cautioned once outside a Brummie nightclub. I’d just insulted the bouncer, suggesting he was ill equipped to procreate, he immediately bear-marched me out the building. Unfortunately the old bill were walking past at the time, so HAD to give me a caution. Wankers. Oh yeah, this was a very corporate/gov work do.

It's a minging shit league, good on him.

I was the fluffer’s fluffier marra.

And here come Geordie McSquid down the wing. Developed in the rock pools at Cullercoats and rushed into the side after the unfortunate Jinky Jim Haddock was cooked and eaten by Steve Bruce last week.

That’s ironic, I’ve 20 years left on mine!

Could double that for OWO like.

Wow, when I was 17 I earned £1.50 an hour.

What do you think they’ve put him on? 5k a week?

i did this for a while selling pies. Absolutely loved it. Would you like to be a franchise?

Black country lives matter.

Statues of actual paedos v paedoesque statues.

MJ statue was taken down when it was accepted he was a colossal nonce. Trust them to overlook that.

Decent draw that. Be nice to draw the final at home.

When is the draw?

I’m relieved Fulham didn’t score as presumably they’d have sucked each other off. The big question is would this have slightly improved the quality of their commentary? Great result, clean sheet is awesome. Who needs strikers man?! 😅

He’s a fucking defender. How about at least saying they’ve defended well? Cockend.

Say it again Lee. Have Newcastle been poor?

Newcastle have not been in it? Is Lee Dixon higher than me ffs.

Get the fuck in you nee cock cockney cunts.

Have that up your fucking moonwalk.

By Christ I hope we manage to pump these gentrified soft-cock cockneys full of the finest Geordie sausage.