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Taking the silent k too far.

Too arty ffs. Should have worked in an office and achieved fuck all.

I blame the fans.

Men who are skint prefer bigger tits, or something. https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/head-games/201305/what-is-it-about-men-and-breast-size

Is he going to get the Saville treatment?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jan/12/newcastle-united-fans-unfurl-protest-banner-against-mike-ashleys-sports-direct

12miw is fahk awl veez daze lads.

Sits on his crack

Own goal then?

Should be a keeper. Going to confuse Noelie.

A one off. Probably the coolest Englishman of all time.

Can he hit a cow's arse with a banjo?

It's all so meaningless and dull, like watching the same turd landing in the same puddle of piss over and over again forever. Just fuck off and die already.

Are we out of the glorious FA Cup already?

Only heard/seen the Ronnie Radford goal 3 times so far this weekend.

Moldova, which I did.

....Happy Face is gay?

have you got it on ps4?

Healy and Welch when things got out of hand after too much gak

Where do you get these gems from Chez? Some sort of French celeb gak underground?

Speaking of breakfasts, just brought some of mine up!

Aim for the stars and you might get mooned off Denise Welsh.