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trophyshy

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  1. trophyshy

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    Tits and Ass? Hers or yours?
  2. Full BT, just not very big. My ex had her stripped for winter, the fucking psychopath.
  3. Was it 6 goals or only 5? I lost track myself in all the excitement.
  4. She's hilarious like, I've no complaints, it was a good deal.
  5. My ex wanted a dog. We got a dog. We split up. Now I have a dog.
  6. You were 35 in 1950? Are you 100 Noelie?
  7. What is digital penetration? Did he stick his smartphone up her foof?
  8. Had my house surveyed yesterday and I'm sure the cunt's nicked my bath plug! Freak.
  9. trophyshy

    Cooking

    There's a cone-head wondering just why, sometimes when cutting onions that they tend to make him cry.
  10. trophyshy

    Cooking

    Cut them in the bath.
  11. Might as well sprinkle a little racism on the paedophilia.
  12. I'm buying the place I'm renting to avoid moving. It needs some tlc like as the sitting tenant is a fucking pig.
  13. Distressed brown leather, like an old queer's foreskin.
  14. I'm lost like. At least one of us is drunk.
  15. But she lay on the slab and said it doesn't have to be this way?
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