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Recommend Cortona.

Keith Richards never been to Sunderland then.

Bit callus.

WE'RE STAYING UP LADS!

I wish I already had them.

Inherently moral

We've won 6 from 30. 20%. So we need to double our win rate in the last 8 games. Assuming we can start scoring a bit and stop being Keystone at the back and get everyone fit again and have a few lucky breaks and claw some confidence from somewhere we can definitely still stay up.

It's an Adam Ant lyric you tit.

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

Still 8 games left, have to play Norwich and Palace. Hate to be in the trenches with you. Etc etc.

Get back to work ffs.

God we are hopeless. Can't see us winning any games.

The position he was born to play.

Humping it upfield. Fuck all options. Nothing has changed here.

Janmaat. Holy fuck.

I'm loving the bolts on this horse mind.

0-3 probably

This is the result of Ashley blagging at keeping us up on a shoestring for years and years. No heart, little care, dubious talent. Relegation is what is deserved for the way the club has been run. Harsh on the fans, but the team is diabolical back to front and the club rotten from top to bottom.

We need a miracle that's not coming. Congratulations Ashley, you are a complete failure.

Inevitable. We deserve fuck all.

Sissoko is fucking hopeless.

We look almost exactly like we have all season.

Mackems edging this.

Not sure I can watch this. Mike Ashley's death rattle with added glitter.