trophyshy

Dignitas do bulk discounts.

Sandwiches notwithstanding.

There's a child's bike outside ffs.

Giving the howking we gave them last year, their home advantage, our insane away form and the gigantic prize of safety it's difficult to see how we'll win this. Score draw.

Agreed.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y0C59pI_ypQ

Sorry about the spoiler mate.

How do you feel about the misting of the lens in The Revenant?

cunt could've spelt my name right.

"Thank you" A personal message from Rob Elliot Dear Trophshy, I wanted to take the opportunity to write to you all personally and say a massive thank you for all the messages of support I have received since suffering a cruciate knee ligament injury while playing for Ireland last night. The warm wishes I have seen from fans, players and people involved in the game mean the world to me and it’s nice to know that there are so many good people wishing me well at such a dark time. Sustaining the injury happened in a split second. The ball was played across the goal and I moved across to get in line. I dived after the ball as I would do in any training session or any game, but I felt pain straight away. Watching it back, I grabbed my knee before I’d even landed. When I found out it was my cruciate ligament, that’s when the tears came. There was a wave of emotion knowing I’d miss the rest of the season with Newcastle and the Euros with Ireland. But you have to let that come, get past it and then look to be positive. I’ve got a good base of people who’ve been through this before. Former teammates like Ryan Taylor and Dan Gosling and players like Tim Krul, who is going through it now. Tim will be a great support to me and I hope we can help each other. We’re still in a fight as a club but on a personal level, I’m very proud to have played a part this season and to have made a difference. When I was initially thrown in, people were unsure. But you, our fans, supported me and had faith in me. I remember when I walked out for the Norwich game and the whole Gallowgate stood and applauded me. I hadn’t done anything at that point but you were right behind me and it gave me the confidence I needed going into that game. That triggered it. When you have the backing of the whole city, it lifts you and you take that confidence into every game. You feel part of it and I want to thank our fans for that. Karl Darlow will now get that opportunity and I know you will show him the support that you've given me. He’s a great guy, he gets what Newcastle is all about and he works hard every day to get an opportunity like this. He deserves that roar from our fans like I had. I messaged him as soon as I knew about my injury because I wanted him to know and to be ready. I know how good a goalkeeper he is already and how good he is going to be. Norwich will be a big game and a big occasion for all of us on Saturday and we need to show the fight and resolve that we’ve shown recently. I see the quality the boys have every day. We’ve got such ability and so many great people, I just want them to go out and express themselves so that when we walk off the pitch, we don’t regret anything. We’re sold out away from home again. All of those people are going there, like they do every week, to help us to perform and we need to do that. I wish Karl and the boys the best in carrying us forward and getting us out of the relegation fight. Alongside you, I’ll be right behind them. Rob Elliot

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Have you considered opening a supporters' pub?

Lost both our keepers, shit loads of other injuries, makeshift defence, strikers have struggled to score all season. If we stay up it will be the biggest miracle since Sunderland got city status.

FFS

Elliot injured? Did I just hear that on the radio?

Dirty monkey mackem.

Rabbits to Grope

Jammy bugger!

It's a scale from 0-16 apparently.

Ouch. His arsehole's going to be like a broken catflap.

Aye, medieval walled town on a hill overlooking plains.