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Venn diagram of people who can keep their seats.

If he continues to get pounded like this he’ll be known as Peggy Mitchell.

Moyes doesn’t do spreadsheets man. Old school.

Glory days when they were advertising ecstacy.

Stingy, Rich & Catflap.

Elon, you’re going to jail. 😂

Exhibit A m’lud.

Stolen from Reddit, I asked CGPT to visually render my username:

A goalkeeper who was not playing. Lazy bastard.

Exactly.

Doesn't he also like it up the arse? Not that there's anything wrong with that. No wonder his grandmother died. And his grandfather. Dirty, bald bastard.

I only recently realised how mirror-breakingly ugly Troy was. He looks like Harvey Price on two cowies.

Happy with that. @Monkeys Fist

We are absolutely fucking lethal. And will skullfuck our way to a trophy this year or next.

Easily one of his greatest anecdotes. https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanPartridge/s/OqIWPRH8of

What sort of question is this?

Or a tactical necessity.