ohhh_yeah

Why imagine, when you can do the damn thing? I have a calf tattoo, you puff.

Bruno has been inked by someone.

That second was pure filth.

Sean: "The goals will come, you've got to be there to miss them, that's what everyone keeps telling me. I'm working on that everyday and I know they can come in bunches so if I get one then hopefully I can get a few more."

Burnley. WTF?

AI 80s sitcom.

"Delivered goods and comestibles to Matt Targett earlier. Tell you what, Mrs T is straight in the Fist Bank savings account"

Hayden Evans: (Batty's agent) "It stinks. I am not happy about it at all. This was arranged by Newcastle United outside the normal commercial routes. It stinks. I have represented David since he was 17 and this is the type of cheap advertising we have kept him clear of. David is a private person and it is his image that concerns me, not the money. David has a contract with Puma and he does the promotional work approved through the club. David is not a kid, he is an established England international and he doesn't need this. I am not worried about him getting stick from his teammates because he can deal with that. I also don't blame Channel 5 at all. I would have had them on a lot tighter rein, but it is a funny advertisement. But there is no price that could have been worth paying for this advertisement.'' Gary Double: (Channel 5 spokesman) "This advertisement is what our coverage is all about making an impact and grabbing the headlines. The idea was to capture Ruud Gullit's `sexy football' idea in a picture. Newcastle and David Batty gave their full approval for the advertisement to be used.'"

Turgid rejects? No thanx! Boehly is all over the map. invest in Waltham Forest, Greenwich, &/or Hammersmith.

Two sessions ago, coasting on his ego/brand.

Portugal has reached an agreement with Roberto Martinez.

Benoit Badiashile - 7 Bastard Years.

Jeremiah Green, drummer from Modest Mouse.

https://medium.com/@antonella.perazzoni/messis-suitcase-38dd78250fb2

Carragher: "The first major domestic trophy since 1955 would be just as much of a statement of where the club is heading. Imagine the scenes at Wembley if generations of Newcastle fans who have spent decades wondering when that day will come could savour such success. Finishing 4th - extraordinary though it would be - would not eclipse that."

Bruno: “Despite the draw today, this has been the best year of my life being here at Newcastle”