ohhh_yeah

GET THE FUCK IN YOU BEAUTY!

Am I correct in thinking that if they progress, Cisse and Cabaye will be out with match bans.

The rival to my local side just announced that their new signing Obafemi Martins has sustained a knee injury and will be out of action for a few weeks.

"The club wishes to make it clear that it does not condone the reference made by Mr Di Canio during training on 29 March to your client."

http://milehighsports.com/2013/03/28/knudson-how-to-attract-americans-to-soccer/

http://youtu.be/MiEXbTpxd2k

Would of never guessed that this spacker would get arrested on suspicion of assault so soon...

@SanLorenzo El Cardenal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, hincha de #SanLorenzo, es el primer Papa sudamericano y argentino. pic.twitter.com/FrRnyAYDna

Now looking forward to his obituary.

"Proposal for LA Galaxy, Rangers and Newcastle tournie being organised by Galaxy."

Cops have already left four innocent people injured who just happened to be driving or riding in blue trucks today. One of the trucks had over 26 bullet holes in it. There are trying to catch a whistleblower who has now lost the plot. Here is his manifesto: http://pastebin.com/uNYBbXaC#LAPD Never heard about this gentlemen before but I am now very intrigued by this story.

Dry-heave.

In his deal with the MLS he has the option to become an owner of any team that is not located in California or New York.

Please let mls1-CelticFC apply for this and get the position. Strictly for the lulz.

what she should have in her left hand with some grapes in her right...

"More than 400 staff based in Birmingham’s troubled children’s services department were on long-term sick leave last year, new figures have revealed. A total of 431 social workers and back-up employees – more than one in 20 of the total workforce – were absent for 14 weeks or more in 2012, a scrutiny committee heard."

all I know is I saw a picture on twitter that said, FEB 04 2013 1:21. Are you saying I need to glasses to go along with my new found old age?

I feel old right about now. Marty McFly traveled to the future. The future was yesterday!

Get in! Alex McLeish lasted six whole weeks at Nottingham Forest.

Might want to have a read of @Giggs-Boson last 50 or so tweets re: evidence of doping.

Goal.com loved his latest performance. Named him "World Footballer of the Week." from the article: "His pace made Ashley Cole look like a tortoise."