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Oof!

CT, do you just whack the full packages of seeds in that mini-greenhouse and add a wee spot of water and wait for results?

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It has not even happened yet and I am already losing fluids through my nose while laughing. The bin-dippers are up in arms already after they caught news that the Sun will be mailing out 20 million free issues at the start of the WC. None of the free issues will be delivered in Scouseland. The comment sections have been littered with their garbage tirades. Wambulances have been dispatched.

@robbieelliott3 I remember training with Ramsey as a 15/16 year old at #nufc Could have got him for 500k.Arguably wouldn't be the player he is today #shame He came when Roeder was manager. Trained with first team and didn't look out of place even at that young age. Club wouldnt pay the fee #nufc

Al-Khelaïfi: "I spoke to Zlatan so that he'll stay with us when he finishes his playing career and becomes sporting director."

If you were the defender involved in this, would you have a different reaction? I know I would of been sent off.

That is quite a staggering amount of rival banners in that photo. I also have some hate for JawD flowing through my bones.

Another Legend hangs up his boots (and shorts) for the last time.

Mike Ashley -- Health Club Cunt Does not have the same zing as our current topic title. Meeting yesterday between SD and LA Fitness over the future sale of 33 clubs. Hope he chokes on a plate weight. Maybe the 35 lb. variety.

CT, What would you recommend for this? Dill, Cayenne, Anise, Coriander, or just a wee bit of salt?

"Pardew is responsible for bringing in my favoritest player ever, but he does not listen to my telepathic messages I have been sending him about the match day squad and tactics, bearing the fact that I am the greatest ever when spotting a purple and how to get the most out of him, my mam and myself want Parddddddddddddeux OUT!" (now I need to create a diversion to take fellow posters microscopes off of me) "Oh, I know what I can do. Time to post a photo."

Wonder why @@Monroe Transfer has not had a posting in this thread yet

If I am reading it correctly the penalty is not only 21 squad players but also 8 of those have to be homegrown players.

A club in Ligue 2, Clermont Foot 63, has announced the appointment of Helena Costa as their new manager. (Insert cliches from commentators here) In all seriousness though I see this as nothing but a positive for the game. Good luck to her.

Is it two years left on his contract?

His team will stay up after they managed a 94th minute equaliser. Chuffed for the bloke. Respect the fact he takes responsibility for his mistakes. He will get his shot a bigger club in the very near future. ‘It’s the most satisfying moment; keeping this club in the Championship is the biggest achievement I’ve done in football as a player, coach or manager because of the scenario around the club and the parameters I’ve had to work with,' he said. 'We need to use this as motivation and never let this happen again." ‘It’s an emotional game. I buy into the club and I felt for the supporters so much in the last few weeks. That was my sole objective; everything that went through my mind, day in day out, was to do it for the fans.' ‘I’d like to think...I’ve made some errors in the transfer market but I’ve shown I can spot a player. There’s been an accusation that the success I had at the other club was down to a very good chairman but I still attracted players and the club’s gone on to make healthy profits. I think we just needed a little bit of help."

@@The Fish