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Think I am smitten with a certain manager. Klopp about Hummels to Manchester United: “If that’s not a bullshit story, I’ll eat a broom stick”

Phillip Jones has mentioned the company he works for being the new kit sponsor. "Yes, Newcastle United, we are willing to pay a record breaking figure." http://www.winnersports.co.uk/newcastle-united-to-get-a-fruity-new-shirt-sponsor-74795 In a years time will we see the Wonga ditched?

Barcelona have lost the plot. They have announced the transfer of Jeremy Mathieu. Signed the 30 year old to a four year contract with a further year option. Valencia receive twenty million euros and Barcelona slapped a fifty million buyout clause in his new contract. Valencia must be laughing all of the way to the bank.

Had a few tokes earlier and decided I want empanadas tomorrow night. Went with three different fillings. First one I made consists of spinach, sauteed mushrooms, caramelized onions, and roasted garlic. Second one has baked potatoes, crumbled bacon, and smoked black pepper white cheddar cheese. Last of all I have a beef and boiled egg combo. When I awake I will have to make the dough or go buy some puff pastry. Wish I had a blast chiller. Tired but do not want to put my sheet pans in the fridge yet.

Second division club, Deportivo Lugo. Non-alcohol beer sponsor. They have a total of nine kits for next season.

With five more appearances.

Fat Sam's team getting destroyed right now against the mighty Wellington Phoenix. 2-nil.

Why would the club extend his contract when he still has a year left and they already want to get rid?

Long-serving Jonas Gutierrez, meanwhile, has not been seen on Tyneside since the start of pre-season training. The Gazette understands that Gutierrez – who spent the second half of last season on loan at Norwich City – has been told to find another club. The 31-year-old has a year left on his St James’s Park deal. However, Gutierrez – who has made 195 career appearances for Newcastle – is close to triggering a clause in his contract which would entitle him to a contract extension. And he has almost certainly kicked his last ball for United, though the club has made no comment on his situation.

You can get that down to 1:44. Get back out there.

Noticed the players were wearing something under their kits. Was that heart monitors I saw or a GPS system? If it was GPS, is there a website to view the information collected? I am sure there is confidential reasons why they would not release them during the regular season.

Watching on beIN Sports currently. They did not skip away for any advert.

Bloke on the left is the one who set up the online donation page. £28,000 collected so far.

Does all of the cost of these Brazucas he is kicking into the stands count against that number? Never seen a player do this at an unveiling.

Bojan has penned a four year contract w/ Stoke City.

Started treatment for his calf/shin injury on February 5th and stopped getting treatment for the injury on March 18th.

Cavani?

David Gold: "I have no reason to believe that Andy Carroll is leaving."