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Benfica...

They only had eight players on the books two weeks ago. Taking the piss Mike Ashley style.

They needed a new banner to hang upside down on November 29th.

FIFA 15. Wonder why they chose Janmaat.

This beauty! Just bought this stainless steel reach-in freezer for my local food bank I help run. I also picked up (6) stainless steel shelving units. For some reason the five shelf units were cheaper than the four shelf units. Will remove one shelf from each unit if I can. Been needing improvements and after we had a visit from a health inspector we decided now was the time. A mother called and reported us because she insisted that we had fresh blood on the bottom of one of our refrigerators. Our raw meat had never even been put in the fridge in question. What she had seen was ketchup that was spilled and not properly cleaned up yet. Sadly, we had to close our doors while updating our storage area. When we re-open our doors next week we will be able to serve more families in need. We were averaging 47 families a week. Our updated goal is to be able to feed at least 70 families a week. I am still in search of at least one more refrigerator but since my budget is dwindling I think I will in the market for used models.

The SFA head of referee operations John Fleming: "The vanishing spray is a tool that can assist the referee during the game but I don't see a great need for it here in Scotland. However, I will investigate the costs and see if it is practical to bring it in."

Aye. I honestly meant to have Cabella on the left and Ben Afra on the right.

Wonder how much Rooney's weight has fluctuated over the years. Hypothetically if Happy Face made a graph I am positive it would look like a mountain range. The amount of weight in question is not even that much if you think about it. I want to see Hatem on the pitch. I am not bothered about his defensive work rate. I am more worried about the lack of a signing of a quality forward. Not taking any future transfers in mind, I would salivate at a midfield five like this. Tiote Sissoko Ben Afra de Jong Cabella

What is his average of tackles per match after the squad has lost possession? Reaction time after he has picked out the wrong pass?

Sign me up.

Tekkers!

Redknapp: “He’ll come back here. I don’t know how he’s failed a medical." “He had a stringent medical here." “He had one at Marseille and he had one at Newcastle." “He had one with the French team before the World Cup. You couldn’t meet a fitter lad." “I don’t see how there can be any issue with his fitness.” “Their loss is our gain. My gain really." “I’ve got a fantastic striker and I said when he went last year he’s a striker that is capable of getting 20 goals in the Premier League." “So that’s what we need him to do." “Get 20 goals for QPR and we’ll be delighted. He’s capable of doing that." “I’m disappointed for the boy and sorry his move to Liverpool didn’t happen, but from my point of view I’ve got a great striker.” “It can’t be a medical, he’s always been fit." “It must be other reasons. It’s not possible." “You couldn’t meet a fitter lad than him."

Greetings from Sunderland.

How about the time he picked QPR ?

http://youtu.be/tah1HnHAqFg

@@OTF One of the guys in the background. actually, @@OTF is this bloke.

Exclusive possibility. "Obiettivo di mercato di alcune squadre italiane, tra cui il Torino, Facundo Ferreyra potrebbe andare in Inghilterra. L'attaccante dello Shakhtar Donetsk infatti è nel mirino del Newcastle, che ha formulato un'offerta di prestito con diritto di riscatto. Una possibilità. Il Newcastle pensa a Facundo Ferreyra."

Pardew pre-match. "I noticed there were a couple of challenges that were probably not suitable really for pre-season so I hope we don't see those." "I think I'll probably have a conversation [with Phoenix coach Ernie Merrick]. For both of us it's very important that we start the season with our best players." "We'll still be committed to win and sometimes challenges can look worse than they are."

“This is my last chance, so I need to take it. I would be a fool to act up again." “The biggest killer for me is because it hurts my mum – people know I am her son. It hurts to see that, so I want to put things right – 100 per cent." “I understand I have done a lot off the pitch, but it is not too late. I don’t drink at all any more - I am just focused. I have been trying to keep fit, waiting for the next opportunity. I am cleaning up my image and behaving myself." “People used to talk about how Gazza was the man at Newcastle, but would do all the off-the-field antics. I have a proper clean slate now, in the past I have always had something on me." That case I had with the girl affected me massively. I put on a front so I don’t show it, but I was hurt – I was all over the place. I always care, I don’t show it but deep down I care.” “Sitting at home was annoying – my head was gone as I was out for the season.” “I was a hot prospect. When I sat by myself I’d think, ‘How did it come to this’?” “I lost a bit of love for the game when all the cases were going on. It was never ending, it was one after another." “Newcastle were making me train with the Academy. They were pushing me out of the first team. I signed a long deal and they wanted me to ask for a transfer." “Then there was a stage when I was injured and I was coming in late. I would get often stopped by the police." “I am a strong character though, because certain people in my position would crumble – be finished, done – and I ain’t crumbled yet.”

Park that bus w/ the addition of the return of Drogba. Aging forward w/ his best days behind him. Hope this ends disastrously. What was that comment about Eto'o, Ba, & Torres? Wonder how many match days it will take before he makes disparaging remarks about his lack of a quality striker.

Quick fix for that CSD, shave racing stripes in the side of his hair. If that fails to increase his pace, he should consider taking a razor to his leg also.