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"I'm right and always will be" We only need Kevin Nolan to work some magic. Bristol Rovers have announced that a family of billionaire bankers have bought 92% of the club. Chairman Steve Hamer introduced Wael Al-Qadi, a Jordanian FA board member, as the new president. The family is said to be worth £1.4bn. A new stadium is a new requirement in his plans. The Rovers, in their 133-year history have never been in the top flight.

He is training his horse how to play football while wearing a Tyrannosaurus Rex costume! https://t.co/2WCVWg2Ux6

Van Gaal is mental. https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CbhZ42ZWIAAQ4Gv.mp4

Bruce on Jake Livermore:

Blatter has broken his silence. He was interviewed by French radio station RMC and when asked who he would endorse, "I can't, it's not possible, four of the five candidates contacted me and spoke about it." Several of the federations have called him asking how they should vote, he said, "Vote with your conscience. Vote for who you find good." When speaking about Valcke, "You can attack me, and I can defend myself, but you can't attack the secretary general Valcke, it's a question of financial controls at FIFA. It's not a question of ethics." Then said he knew of the private flights and they were acceptable because he was a good worker, "He managed FIFA well, we made now an organization that has reserves of 1.3 or 1.4 billion."

That is the season over for them if De Gea has to spend time on the treatment table with this new ankle injury.

Trump:

Hoping for precise passing with overlaps while keeping the ball on the deck? Shelvey:

He can score away from home. https://streamable.com/x554?t=0.3

Good write-up about the "Class of 92." https://tr.im/GnGBa

The video was taken by her inside his car. You can hear him but do not see him because she did not want him to see she was recording.

Allardyce, Souness, Bruce, Hodgson, Redknapp, Hughes, Atkinson, and Pardew have all managed at least four clubs.

First manager in Premier League history to lose five games on the trot with three different clubs.

Shelvey modeling the official suit for Euro 2016.

This is bizarre. Conor Wickham told the jury that after Johnson's arrest, he found social media posts from the victim. He took screenshots of all of them and then contacted the authorities.

I believe these two blokes live in the proximity of ewerk.

Think I am in the mood for beans on toast all of sudden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw515MsNeZk

"Its a local thing. Its a community thing. Its a way of looking at the world from a north-east angle, from a corner of a country often forgotten, its the cap badge of our Geordie identity. Its family, friends, the street, the estate, the village you were brought up in. The club should stand side-by-side with the aspirations we have for the north-east, wanting to be better, to give us pride and recognition. The 1974 FA Cup run is the first thing I remember really well, the Leazes End at the end of the Forest quarter-final, Supermac, Jimmy Smith, Moncur. My old man having a bit crack with Jackie Milburn on Grainger Street and Milburn calling my old man son' and asking me if I played and then walking off into the crowd and no-one taking much notice." Was just watching this clip from the quarter-final against Nottingham Forest in 74'. Down a man and trailing 3-1, before Terry McDermott scored a brace and Bob Moncur slotted home the winner.

Do not think I would be in a jovial mood if I saw that face moving in for a kiss.

Katie Holmes has went up a level or two by my estimation. She just raised both of her arms high in the air while sticking up both middle fingers to Cruise and Scientology. A new movie, about physiology and the fact that medication can help those who might need it, has been completed after co-producing and starring in it.

Looks like these lads enjoyed a hilarious stag do in Magaluf, Spain.