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A serial nuisance drinker in Sunderland has been convicted on 265 occasions of a total of 447 offences.

Ava Sovisl and Ayr United's new kit launch.

What a circus! Gianni Infantino has created a new position & hired Kjetil Siem to be director of strategy to oversee reform. Siem was Norways FA secretary general and is the same bloke that in 2014 stated: Im sure no Norwegian has more respect than I do for the Fifa president Sepp Blatter. He is actually a role model." Then after Blatter's resignation Siem said he deserved respect for what he has done for the development of football in the third world. He has made Fifa into a cohesive organisation. Domenico Scala, the head of the audit and compliance committee, resigned saying new rules would compromise independence and impede investigations. Fatma Samoura was hired to be the new secretary general. She has never worked in football before. Deputy Secretary-General Markus Kattner was dismissed for keeping a contract secret that paid out very large bonuses to himself. Weeeeee!

A friend has arrived from out of town with a bottle of Ginger Vodka, my night is now sorted.

The NRA had their annual convention in Houston, Texas this past weekend. Pro-gun enthusiasts at the event could purchase the "Ex-Girlfriend" that bleeds when you shoot it. The company's website selling these life-sized targets says, "To discriminate against Women by not having them represented in our product selection would be just plain sexist.

According to De Telegraaf, Zlatan is set to be unveiled and has plans to become an assistant coach at Manchester United after his playing career.

Time for a pause, a water break is needed.

I await a photo of you after a discovery of lost plunder. This is after unearthing scuba diving as your new pastime and purchasing new gear.

I have got this stained glass lark down pat I think and will be in need of a statue also. Might install a strobe light inside my likeness of him. On his serving tray, a disco ball will finish off my envision.

After October 15th, I will have to purchase my plastic from the black market. Never will the words, " Paper or plastic?", be uttered in Portland & many other neighboring cities again. Speaking of bans and paper, Scott Parker should join Niall. That expression on his face with the Cup was superb. oh and this thread had more than a few superb interactions also: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/an-open-letter-to-niall-quinn.572787/

South Shields FC and boxing champion Anthony Nelson agree to partnership. http://tinyurl.com/zn96n6x

A 63-year-old man, who previously spent thirteen years in prison, was arrested on Monday. In the 90s, he was called "the Broomstick Robber" and was convicted of seventeen counts for bank robbery. Hostages were kept with bank doors held shut with a broomstick. The new arrest comes after attempting to blackmail Bayern. He has sent letters containing threats and demanded millions in cash and diamonds.

Massive Attack and Young Fathers. "Voodoo in my Blood" with actress Rosamund Pike.

The Sparta Combat League 48 event in Colorado, booked Ann Perez de Tejada versus Laura Dettman. In the first round Laura used her advantage. After some vicious ground-and-pound, she punched her opponent out in the full mount. Laura is 24-years-old. Ann is a 68 year old!

At the Yunnan Wild Animal Park in China, two tourists killed two peacocks after taking selfies with them. The zookeepers said the birds were roughly handled in a feeding area.The animals then had many of their feathers plucked.

Trump: Security guards working the rally said the protestor did no such thing and Trump was just over-exaggerating.

Plastic bags?