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@OptaJoe 86 - Jorginho completed 86 passes out of a possible 92 in the first half (93.5%), 19 more than the whole Newcastle side combined (67). Circles. @OptaJoe 15 - Since his debut for Fulham in February, no player has scored more league goals in the top four tiers of English football than Aleksandar Mitrovic (15, level with Mo Salah). Fire.

Bollocks!

What is Sarri chewing on?

McCain has passed away.

Director of National Intelligence.

Making up an imaginary figure today and correlating Apprentice with apprenticeships. "Today 23 companies and associations are pledging to expand apprenticeships. That’s an interesting word for me to be saying, right? ‘The Apprentice'." "I never actually put that together until just now." "That was a good experience, I will tell you that. Isn’t that strange? Ivanka, I never associated, but here we are. Can’t get away from that word. That’s a great word. For on-the-job training and vocational education. They will sign the pledge committing to train and retrain more than 3.8 million American students and workers for new jobs and rewarding careers."

Trump Derangement Syndrome! Oh, my sides.

Gayle showing his true colors. Two wasted chances.

Andy Carroll suffers malicious false rumours Andy Carroll has suffered malicious false rumours on social media in how he has suffered his latest injury blow. Verified Instagram and Twitter accounts are falsely claiming the 29-year-old West Ham striker ruptured his ACL after falling off a balcony in Switzerland while sneaking back into his hotel room after curfew. Club insiders have confirmed the rumour is 100% fake and there no element of truth whatsoever. Claret and Hugh understand that Carroll has been experiencing discomfort in his ankle for some time and we are told he felt further discomfort after Sunday’s game in which he played 45 minutes scoring one goal and missing a penalty. He was sent for a scan which revealed he needs minor surgery to provide more strength and stability to the area which is likely to keep him out for up to 4 months. Carroll watched the England v Croatia game with the West Ham squad in Switzerland on Wednesday night before flying back to London on Thursday for treatment.

Do you origami yours?

It is coming home!

Fuck him! Hope there are mass protests!

Should of used this! or the more lazy route would of been utilizing an impactor. Your method, well, enjoy clutching the weeds every time they pop up.

Oof! Rent a pressure washer or insert your thumb over the hose nozzle. Pink seats and pink bricks are mackem down to the core.