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I saw a post on another board where we sign the spanish Joelinton, italian joelinton, dutch joelinton, and german joelinton. #cans

I am metal detecting a sense of irony.

positivity. tsunami. name CT as DOF

You better be worried, you are a well off journalist!

Oops. I typed Alex, when I meant essembee.

Aubergine, eggplant, Alex, Ole, Neville, Ashley, Charnley ,and Bruce. Quite a collection of dicks. United!

Backtracking! rtg: "They aren't. They're investing a personal capacity. They are partners in a newly-formed US LLC (FPP Sunderland Llc), which in turn owns 100% of the new UK company FPP Sunderland Ltd. which will acquire the agrees proportion of the shares in Sunderland Ltd. They're not going via MSD Capital or MSD Partners precisely because they aren't looking for a quick return. Indications are that they want to around at least ten years, and will look to help regenerate the city as well as the club. This is a legacy project, not a money-making venture. Another subs bench spouting bullshit. I wonder who and why?" September 20, 2019 "Grumpy Old Man"

Simbiatu Abisola Abiola Ajikawo!!!

Fucking pain! Broke my radius bone (elbow) today. Got prescribed ibuprofen 200.

Let the twist commence. https://www.redcafe.net/threads/premier-league-hall-of-fame.462051/post-27127969

"When you look at some of the unbelievable players to have graced the Premier League - week in, week out, year in, year out - I feel very honoured to join the Hall of Fame," said Shearer. "I have to thank all of my team-mates, as well as the managers and coaches that I've worked with. "All I ever wanted to be was a professional footballer. It was my dream to do that, my dream to win trophies and my dream to score at St James' Park, to wear the number nine black-and-white shirt and it was fantastic. I enjoyed every minute of it." "To be inducted alongside Alan Shearer as the two first inductees into the Premier League Hall of Fame is more than special," said Thierry Henry. "When I was young, I was just trying to make sure I could get a pair of boots and now we're talking about the Hall of Fame. "During my career I wanted to play hard and make sure I was fighting for the cause, because that's all the fans want to see." Six more inductees will be announced after 9 May.

“I don’t think the fans’ reaction has ever been as bad as that. It borders on abuse.”

What? The? Fuck? A story from 2009. Surely, this would be documented by now. Check your Myspace account, it might have an insight.

https://www.twitter.com/champnella/status/1349502919180095488

this. tHIs. THIS!

I am anxiously sitting twiddling my fingers and necking pints. @Jimbo and his telly update is urgently needed.

After being declared dead following a 2016 car wreck, a Congolese athlete who had played professional soccer in Germany has emerged alive and well. German prosecutor Anette Milk confirms to PEOPLE that Hiannick Kamba, 33, is not dead. "Mr. Kamba has recently returned to Germany," Milk explains via email. "There are no reasonable doubts about his identity." Milk adds that "an investigation into fraud is underway at the Essen public prosecutor's office against his wife. She denies the charge." German newspaper Bild reports that Kamba’s wife is being accused of fraud after allegedly forging documents, including a death certificate, in order to collect on a life insurance policy. According to Milk, the amount the wife allegedly received "is a low seven-digit amount (in euros)." Neither Kamba or his wife have been charged with a crime, and it is unclear if authorities believe Kamba knew about the alleged scheme. Kamba was a former defender for FC Schalke 04 in the German Bundesliga league. At the time of his purported death, he was playing for VfB Hüls. The couple have a 10-year-old daughter. Bild reports the January 2016 car crash that purportedly killed him was allegedly staged in his native Democratic Republic of the Congo. According to the paper, Kamba has told investigators he was with "companions" the same night, and that they "had left him during the night while on a trip to the interior of the Congo in January 2016." He also allegedly told authorities the unnamed companions "took his papers, money and telephone." Kamba was found to be alive in Gelsenkirchen, Germany, where he had returned to his job as a chemical technician for an energy supply company, the paper reports. Kamba and his family fled the Congo for Germany in 1986. https://people.com/crime/german-soccer-player-presumed-dead-2016-found-alive/

Stay Inside!

Great servant of the club, loaned out, discarded, and has one of the greatest trophies in his hand. Milner is an absolute legend.

Chucking the towel in for a bit, hopefully! The introduction of VAR and now this! I will contain mild interest but live viewing is completely in the bin. This is not a throw the toys out of the pram moment. Mike FCB Ashley has ruined the whole sport for me. Slaps of utter stupidity. Not that I am surprised but this has amassed my hopeful reversal in the utter cunt! Rafa is an absolute legend and so baffled why he graced our club. In an almost perfect world, he would of stuck around and had a statue erected for him! Would of gave those tramps something else to holler at.