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Jonjo and The Fish training with the U23s to prove their fitness. Gemmill was not offered a contract, deemed parsley.

For some reason that I can not explain, the name Steven Grieveson keeps popping up in my sponsored ads. 😇

Osimhen, Umtiti, Nkunku, Adama Traore, Navas, and Tchouameni. The "O", Traore, and ASM. 🤑

Hmmm. Alan Fucking Shearer. A brilliant nine that could put the final product in the bag. Hmmm. William Fucking Storey. Our holiday benefits include coupons for wolf jerky, energy drinks, data, and I know some math.

Just curious, I mentioned Christian Streich earlier. What do you see for him as the next stepping stone to the next level? Or, has he found his plateau? Players rave about him.

Look back through history. @Andrew is a fanatic of his. Give him his props. Bring Sammy and Shola into the fray. Might be onto to a new improvement.

Dalglish: "I'm not surprised that Steven Gerrard has been linked with the Newcastle United job. But the first thing to say here is that, right now, Steve Bruce is manager of the club. We all need to respect that. Speculation has been rife since the takeover by new owners, PIF from Saudi Arabia. I would have been taken aback had the name of the Rangers manager not been put out there as someone who may well be in their thoughts. Brendan Rodgers, Frank Lampard and Eddie Howe are also reportedly being considered as potential replacements for Bruce, should he and the club part company. We will have to wait and see what actually happens I know from experience that Newcastle United is a brilliant football club, and they have passionate supporters. I was manager there for almost two years in the late 1990s. I really wanted to give the club the success it deserved, but we just couldn’t manage it. So I will be keeping an eye on how it all unfolds under the Magpies new ownership, who have vowed to invest millions in their pursuit of success. The Toon Army are excited about the future, and there is a real feeling of optimism after the way things were for a number of years under the previous owner, Mike Ashley. Will they have Steven Gerrard in the dugout? He has been fantastic for Rangers. He won their first SPFL Premiership title for 10 years in a crucial season, given Celtic were going for 10-in-a-row. He has also made some huge strides in European competition. That is why he is being linked with Newcastle United. Right now, though, Steven will not be paying any attention to what is going on at St James’ Park. His only focus will be on Rangers, and Saturday’s massive game at home to Hearts." Found here: https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/steven-will-not-be-paying-any-attention-to-newcastle-united/

Conte, Rafa, Christian Streich, or Renato Gaucho.

Welcome Frank McParland.

Bruce is perfectly positioned for Merthyr Town. Sorry! Penydarren Park! 🍅

"Do you need a pillow or two? What time do you want your scran?" Just the lobster tails or would you like the blinis and smoked roe from sturgeon.

Sorry Bruce. Pardew your turn on the six yard box.

While others think we should be competing with Morecambe.

#cans

"Shola, Shola give us a wave." "Sorry, Have a smoothie in my hand along with a fishing rod." "Have I ever told about you my hero?" "Chicken wings?" ⚙️ "The bone saw! Obviously.. How would you dismember a black cat?"

Xisco recently scored for AD Alcorcon.

Requires sun, the caveat. Not a metal detector. Taxi w/ a cherry tomato for his genealogy emblem.

*Ifeniola* = Shola's sister. *Ifeniola* is not representative of the previous regime.

Meanwhile, Shola is ready to drop his bike and his apple for a call! Ifeniola can help with the treatment table.

"If we could harness the energy from the Mags woke Brigadeds moral compass haywire...we might just solve this energy problem." ... " I know they've only been in the door 2 minutes but their approach is going to be night and day compared to ours it seems. Both clubs with wealthy backing but Staveley and Co are out the front of St James blowing kisses and telling the mags they're all great whereas KLD and Co done everything professionally and business-like. Staveley strikes me as someone who is only interested in headlines and isn't arsed about the process you need to undergo to get there. Recipe for disaster..." ... "The amazing thing about Newcastle over the last 14 years is they remained a PL team for 12 of those years despite a regime of wilful neglect. That probably highlights the latent potential more than anything. Lesser clubs would have sunk 2 divisions with such neglect." [b]"Wooooosh ya fucker"[/b] ... "It's not just an safc underdog now. The whole league and everyone's fans fucking hate them. It's sort of reverse genius what they are doing." ... "They are not rivals. We have dignity . The other 19 clubs , along with many outside the prem league know this. Basically you're just a load of ugly fat kernts with tops off, and now waving anti british flags. Bit money but no dignity." ...

Where is that buttplug that Mike calls Charnley? Heard more from Amanda and Mehrdad in the last 48 hours combined, compared to Lee's tea steeping abilities and speaking abilities since 2014.

"moralquestions" "sportsdirect" "cans"

What happened to sir stevie, la?

Olimpia, how much for Roque Santa Cruz?

Neymar in and then an immediate loan to PSG.