Toonpack

On that subject

Well said that man

Why would I mention a western series (starring Ian McShane) or a film about an autistic marathon runner who likes chocolates, into a matchday thread ?? This is important stuff, not recommend me something to watch FFS.

You Sir have been deposed, you have zero authority to sanction anyone. Shouldn't you have fucked off to the Duchy of wherever and be ripping off charities or some such ???

Apart from his pass that laid it on a plate for Gordon to hit the cross, first time, for the goal, obviously.

Call them snots, most of them don't know, but when they look it up 😂😂😂 It'll wind them up no end, trust me I'm an emperor.

Forest play 44by2

The glorious campaign continues as we advance into the territory of Notts (they hate that) Forest, land of men in tights, evil sheriffs and pubs with bogs inhumanly far from the bar (I worked there for 2 years - coincidently, which is when I learned the original name for the place was Tigguo Cobauc or "place of cave dwellings", it was then changed to Snotingham which means "the homestead of Snot's people" - they hated me calling them snot people too. So I have issued an imperial edict that we will become their bogey team). We will overwhelm the flanks whilst consolidating in the centre, the scab cunts are doomed. 0-3 (AND we will score from a corner)

They were relegated 50 years ago as it happens. Was glorious.

Looked dead and buried then Livingstone takes a mere 72 from his last 25 balls, mental 😂

Do not underestimate the Chelsea game Gloom was there FFS

The better Bellingham got sent off

Have no fear

ONWARDS to Nottingham

PYP

Will it matter 🤷‍♂️

Fucking deviant, more like.

And you know this how exactly ?

Well I escaped, limbs and throat intact, so probably not, just happy dog wasn't called Riptoshreds

Triggered a memory - Back in the day when the Megadrive was the thing, I used to buy 2nd hand games from ads in the yellow paper for the kids. One time went to deepest darkest mackemville, even the A to Z page (nee satnav back then) was headed "are you sure". Any way gets to the gaff and knock on door, door opens a crack and voice says "ye ok with dergs" aye says I and am let in, greeted by a huge pitbull, "it's ok he's friendly" says blokey and in fairness he was, big soft attention seeking massive jawed lump tbh. So does deal, gets up to leave and my new friend the pitbull decides thats the time to have playfull/friendly jump up at me as dogs sometimes do. Bloke tells dog off and shouts "Bludgeon, get down". I mean, Bludgeon for fucks sake !!!!!

If he's so sure he's winning, why's he so shouty, the cunt.