Toonpack

They probably have to use different inhalers for UEFA games

Would have been better if you'd assigned him a trade which didn't involve measuring stuff.

Pendants have been wrong since the 70's tbh

Son of Greggs founder iirc. Had work dealings with folks who dealt with Greggs before they were massive, they to man reckoned they were utter cunts to deal with.

With the exception that we won our last match before a cup final for first time in last 5 attempts.

Christ, that's beyond the pale, wishing the undertakers to drop the coffins and suffer injury.

It better not cost a taxpayer penny, let alone millions of quid

Can’t see Tesla bouncing back, their market isn’t MAGA rednecks, totally toxic now to anyone capable of thought. Not to mention better and cheaper EV’s becoming available.

100% when passing to a stand

Tache cunt’s having a game

Tino could get a job as a Miggy impersonator. Get ball in space, stop, turn back pass to supporting fullback, problem is he’s it.

Basically what Rents said apart from the trousers bit, put your cribbing info where you just need to glance at it without turning your head too much.

Gemmillesque

Wrongstradamus surely

I would suggest forming a picket line around your house but the cunts'd just cross it

Och Aye the lads Hoots Hoots'mon black'n'white army (clan)

* His spaceX rocket exploded again (2 in a row marra)

Thank fuck for that, given his skills at manoeuvering motor vehicles he'd be fucking lethal with a scalpel

I have no words

I must confess I haven't read a book, have read shitloads.

Finally, a Gemmill prediction that makes me happy.

Ah well, he's still a saffer cunt though (Musk not Dunt)

I believe all of that, apart from the “went to school bit”

Ian Dunt posted it