Toonpack

is that the same bloke who chased RobinRobin and his mates around Mordor ??

You may need to spot it again tbh.

Crikey, it’s coming to something when a tory isn’t corrupt enough for them!!

Just as well I've wrapped in, if summoned to Houston I'd undoubtedly be disappeared given some of the derogatory orange rapist comments I've got on my phone.

What did ya say ya spikey bastard

Keith Graves, good lad.

One thing I've noticed, on my numerous rewatches, is, at the final whistle we had a hell of a break on, similar to the one at SJP when ref blew. Mattered not this time.

There's a phrase us IT systems types would, 99 times out of 100, see put in the conclusion of incident reports, that phrase was "user error".

Thailand

Not struck on this Town Moor idea tbh, if it rains (which is forecast) could be a bit messy (not in a good way) should be a bus route job for me. If it is the moor, wouldn't be surprised if Fender does a "surprise" set as it's between the EU/US legs of his tour.

Bollocks, Friday is a good day, a company would drop you like a stone without a thought if it suited them and Fridays are notorious for companies dropping bad news because they're cowards and folks calm down over a weekend . Fuckem Wyki (especially the scouser).

Thinks he’s the Riddler

No, just a wee “?” In a blue box

Ok, we'll do it when he's knighted then.

On a similar note, I reckon we should hold off on the Eddie statue until his time with us is done and then get a statue of liberty sized one at the mouth of the Tyne. (Visible from Roker beach).

That's what they all say, you'll be pulling the old "I've moved house" fairy story next.

I reported you to the club (and Greenpeace) about your air Polution spree.

Seems they've twigged that you're a one man teeside, we can't have you smogging up our fair city and not paying the perfectly reasonable levy.

Modelled on Adam Johnson's prison canteen and they've spelled fondlers wrong.

I’ve grassed you up to them, Tarquin and Jemima should be down your way shortly.

Tell him we blagged it outside the paywall though, no money for the tory rag.

If Real Madrid come calling anyone moves though, PSG and their bottomless pockets couldn't keep Mbappe from them.

Nowt to do with liking it, I'm sure we'll pay him the money, I just don't see him agitating for a move unless we lowball him but we're not that stupid. Seriously though, what clubs could afford him at £150 mill (and the rest) plus say £300k/week, no way he gets Haaland money. PSG or Madrid maybe, if he wanted out I doubt it'd be for some club here, the even bigger fish would be circling if word got out he was amenable to a move. He's got three years left, I'd be way more nervous if it was two. He said himself in his interview after the game "this is just the start". He'll get a new eyewatering deal with no doubt a massive release clause.

Isak doesn't strike me as the sort who'll make waves, ideally we'll sort a new deal asap but if he, or more likely his reps, stall, we hold the cards given he's contracted to 2028. If the reps act the cunt it's nothing a negotiation at the Embassy can't sort out.

So, we have a patently incorrigible Serial offender in our midst, shocking behaviour.