Toonpack

Yep, last years loophole is closed, champions get in 4th go into the UEFA

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AH but if Spurs get 4th and Arsenal win the champions league, that'd be priceless

It's a bit like Electric Chair or Firing Squad, hmmmm which would hurt the least

Aye it is, but a curry'll not help keep us at the top. According to the article it's because we eat LOADS of fruit and veg

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13517210,00.html

From: www.roman-emperors.org Robert Graves' fictional characterization of Claudius as an essentially benign man with a keen intelligence has tended to dominate the wider public's view of this emperor. Close study of the sources, however, reveals a somewhat different kind of man. In addition to his scholarly and cautious nature, he had a cruel streak, as suggested by his addiction to gladiatorial games and his fondness for watching his defeated opponents executed.[[32]] He conducted closed-door (in camera ) trials of leading citizens that frequently resulted in their ruin or deaths -- an unprecedented and tyrannical pattern of behavior HTT = Claudius ????

Generally normal humans ask them in their head, then reply in their head, normally like they dont sit down with themselves and document it in the form of a formal interview on a website. Headlining it under the guise of an interview with an independant interviewer (laughs) 114655[/snapback] Some literary classics have adopted that form. 114659[/snapback] Aye generally in the Fiction category.

Hearing voices now are we ????

wouldnt that make you Parkinson? 114648[/snapback] The interview is recorded in two segments. 114652[/snapback] So it's a hoax interview, can't believe that at all, things like that just don't really happen

Back of the queue son, back of the queue, I currently owe 2 houses, £57,634.05 (the 5 pence was Chris's out of his giro), a Ford Capri, 3 kidneys and a left testicle (after Lovejoy stated that hed give his left bollock if he came) 114646[/snapback] Don't forget the cost of the lethal injection for the guy who said he'd die for the campaign

I didn't like the homophobia myself. 114636[/snapback] Why, what have they ever done to you ??? There'll be an independant interview soon with the campaign to right the wrongs of the phantom texter. Not that the text of the txt will be seen becasue txt talk is banned (a bit like me)

True, and them that are called Donald run round with no troosers, perv's the lot of them

You've gone too far. Take that back! 114609[/snapback] but but but......it's true, even the McChavs are allowed to play golf on proper courses with proper grass and bunkers and 18 holes !!!!!!!!!

They let you (and kids) play on their golf courses in jeans and trainers!!!!!!!! DISGRACEFULL

I think that used to be true but it's definitely changing, a fair number of posters on the boards I frequent are posting about their sons latest soccer "tourney" etc etc As for the padding thing, I don't even want contemplate that argument again, being an american footy fan of many years standing I've been going around that bush so to speak gazillions of times, I'm well dizzy. 114565[/snapback] Hey, I like American football as well, I just don't like the way that our football has been talked about in the past by US sports fans. I don't like Rugby, I just don't get it, but it's obviously not shit or you wouldn't get so many people watching it. 114569[/snapback] There is still the "saackr sucks" crowd, but they are a dying breed methinks (slowly mind), there's nearly as many people slag baseball as soccer on my regular Yankee board. I think it's mainly the older guys who are entrenched, as the younger blokes have kids that play it, they get involved, lets face it no-one does junior sports as intensly as the yanks, and hence the seed change in opinion. (well thats my theory ) It's a great game for a lot of kids that don't get to play gridiron, you don't have to be a brick shithouse to play and you don't need to buy a load of expensive kit.

I think that used to be true but it's definitely changing, a fair number of posters on the boards I frequent are posting about their sons latest soccer "tourney" etc etc As for the padding thing, I don't even want contemplate that argument again, being an american footy fan of many years standing I've been going around that bush so to speak gazillions of times, I'm well dizzy.

I've noticed from some of the NFL boards I post on that there is a growing number of footy (saackr) fans appearing, slowly but surely there are more and more. Most young kids play it, and I think it is innevitable that it's going to become a mainstream sport in the US and when it does, the rest of the world's gonna lose the superstars. An awfull lot of people are getting pissed off with baseball and basketball so there is a gap developing for footy to fill, and last time I was in the States I was amazed at the number of pitches I saw, seemed like every flat bit of grass had goalposts on it. At the moment the standard may not be that high, but if you have a league with eqivalently skilled players across the teams you tend to get a decent competition which in turn breeds excitement and exposure etc etc

Agree with that statement, but I'd rather he was in place for the last 4 or so games this season to have a look at what he's got before the summer player merry-go-round starts. As for Europe I don't think so, Intertoto is the only likely route.

Well, here in the States, while your right to free speech is somewhat protected by our Constitution; marching down Castro Street in San Fransisco chanting, "Death to Fags!" (protected free speech) isn't very wise. You are liable to get your hair parted with a metal pipe. If such conduct (the demeaning chants) occurred at one of our stadiums, the loudmouths perps typically end up covered with beer and in angry verbal exchanges with people who came to enjoy the game, not to listen to some drunken assholes smart off about someones sexuality. They are soon escorted out. The ticket to the game allows you to enjoy the game; it doesn't give you licence to say/do whatever you want. My $.02 113657[/snapback] Or your arse cheeks 113666[/snapback] Homophobic tbh. You wouldn't catch me saying such horrible things BTW Hugh is a Mackem, he IS a yank as well so he's doubly cursed, he might even be gay. His "wife" is Norwegian although I think she's called Olaf

What? It's not the right wingers you have to worry about with guns. It's the left wingers who run the media who want to piss on the Constitution that guarantees our God-given rights... not the "rights" that the government allows you to have. That's why the right wingers love their guns. So, toonpack. How long til you get banned from this one??? (SKOL VIKINGS!) 113642[/snapback] Oh great a YANK That depends on the graciousness of the Lord Gemmill and his rod of righteousness

I think I heard him. Was he sat towards the aisle in your row (you're in J, right?)? Wasn't convinced I was hearing what I was hearing but you've just confirmed it. 113630[/snapback] Was that Leazes level 7? I never saw him but my mate said some fat twat in an England strip was zeig heiling doing the whole tache and salute thing. Nah, Milburn Level 7 mate. There was also a bloke in a Spurs top and a bloke in a Liverpool top (????) who were obviously together, who got shifted by the stewards just after Spurs scored. Presumably they were being relocated for celebrating, the mongs! 113635[/snapback] disrespectfull to disabled people tbh

Aye but his bottomless pit of passion for the cause will overcome that won't it.................erm.............

Got you a permanent IP ban as well. What a dickhead. 113599[/snapback] Like I could give a shit, but Bloody hell censorship in all it's glory. It's OK to post someone's personal details but drop a bit of bait and KAZAM Bunch of bloody stupid kids over there anywhere. 113602[/snapback] You posted "Thank fuck for AIDS" in a thread discussing homophobia. What did you expect?? 113604[/snapback] To be precise I posted "thank fuck for aids eh?" with a fishing smiley Clearly a wind-up, but the collective obviously didn't see it that way. Anyway it's not important, there was never much decent footy crack over there and seeing I don't play any version of championship manager I was always WAY out of the conversation 113606[/snapback] Stick around mate, we could do with some decent members like you. 113608[/snapback] Fuck off! Don't lumber us with him and then fuck off back to N-O! 113614[/snapback] You fuck off, I was invited here when this place re-opened. It's all Scottish Mags fault

Got you a permanent IP ban as well. What a dickhead. 113599[/snapback] Like I could give a shit, but Bloody hell censorship in all it's glory. It's OK to post someone's personal details but drop a bit of bait and KAZAM Bunch of bloody stupid kids over there anywhere. 113602[/snapback] You posted "Thank fuck for AIDS" in a thread discussing homophobia. What did you expect?? 113604[/snapback] To be precise I posted "thank fuck for aids eh?" with a fishing smiley Clearly a wind-up, but the collective obviously didn't see it that way. Anyway it's not important, there was never much decent footy crack over there and seeing I don't play any version of championship manager I was always WAY out of the conversation 113606[/snapback] Stick around mate, we could do with some decent members like you. 113608[/snapback] No need for sarcasm. A bit of fisting never did anyone any harm. You think I'm bad you wanna try being a lefty on some right wing American forums for a laugh, the scary thing is those bastards have guns 113612[/snapback] If you say so. 113613[/snapback] Editting smack (to give it it's proper title) is for children.