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And he left Ian Bell out !!!!!!!!!

Phew - what relief, when I logged on this morning I was expecting to plough through about 20 new pages, but it was only 4 saved a good hour of my life

Shit !!!!! if it's 118 per 100K in China they must have MILLIONS of the climinal rittle feckers

Why??? are disenfranchised Samurai thick like y'na

set up our own "fake" Bookmakers in Durham tommorow and con some guys to backing a horse which is a so called certain on the national...and take the cash.... 117376[/snapback] He wouldn't need to be a "fake" bookmakers to do that, real one's do it all the time

Jeez just go and frighten the poor bloke why don't you, we said abcess not tumour !!!!! Although on second thoughts.......................

My moneys on Abcess, you'll know soon enough when the pain kicks in. If it feels like someone sticking a red hot poker through your chin, it's an abcess.

that stretch of road near the gala is a nightmare for drivers and nowhere to pull up at. Full of buses and bus stands. might be able to see the Library/Gala from the road where I described earlier but it'll be a bit of a distance. also 9.30 in the morning? what time does the library open in Durham? and ten minutes away...does she live in the Cathedral? Surely Sherburn Road is 15-20minutes away **Edit - you could actually pretend to leave the money in a book which doesn't actually exist!! 117272[/snapback] That'd make her a nun with a bad habit ..........................sound of wind and tumbleweed rolling by

Seriously, there isn't a font big enough to type how much of a bellend you're being. Can we stop giving him attention now and he might go away? No more replying to him. I've had the last word! 117150[/snapback] woah, chill out. im sorry to diss toontastics very own 'italian job'. il stop posting as its obvious you are all very protective over this plan. i realise now that im the one being immature here. ps. can i have her number so i can send her a picture of my cock as well please 117164[/snapback] 117171[/snapback] The height of Irony

It can't be the real whore then cos she's studying Fashion. I think you're a disgruntled ex whore who is have a bit of a deja-vu reading this thread tbh. Go back and pick some potato's you paddy twat. Can we not just ban her/him and get it over with? 117070[/snapback] Paddyophobia tbh

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc 117043[/snapback] Aye that's my attitude. Either way it's not really my concern when I peg it and although it's at fairly silly levels, it's still manageable. 117066[/snapback] Just get LOADS of it, and HEY PRESTO it's the banks problem not yours

So is this actually the daft cow? 117059[/snapback] Only way she can prove it is to post a new "exclusive" picture of herself I reckon

Agreed

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley)

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit)

Could cause a bit of stir on SMB, given she's from Durham chances are she's an SMB'ers daughter

Is that where the cars are all parked on bricks and the white lines on the road blow away in a breeze ????

I don't enjoy watching the National like. Hate seeing all the horses getting cattled on the frankly ludicrous forests they set up for them to jump over. But this thread's about office sweeps, so shhhh. 116970[/snapback] OK I'll shut up, I'll rein in my equineophobia 116987[/snapback] Any "Thank God for the Grand National EH?" posts will see you banned. 116991[/snapback] Aye anyway them geldings can't breed so they're not natural and evolution will sort em out and they'll become extinct

I don't enjoy watching the National like. Hate seeing all the horses getting cattled on the frankly ludicrous forests they set up for them to jump over. But this thread's about office sweeps, so shhhh. 116970[/snapback] OK I'll shut up, I'll rein in my equineophobia

Hate horse racing - it's bent as fuck and the National in particular is cruel to the horses IMO Not that I particularly like horses, dimmest animal on the planet (after them ring-necked doves and pheasants)

I'm the codger of the board Real first name: Alistair Nickname: Ali, or SICK MORON Age: 47 Occupation: MD of my own company (but it's only me) Programme and Project Manager Location: The Coast but work all awa the place Language(s) spoken? English, teeny weeny bit of Turkish an all Avatart - why? Green Bay Packers my second sporting love Previous avatarts? Loads Tell us when you first joined the boards? Been on different boards for about 10 years, mostly NFL one's Board highlights? Met some great friends through boards Board lowlights? To many bannings to mention What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Playing the blues (badly) Pets? Two dogs, Fish in pond in garden and marine fish in tank in house I play a bit like.... Tony Green - I've got a crocked knee as well (done representing the UK versus Turkey in a midnight 5 a side in Turkey (sober btw) Football heroes? Benny Arentoft (had a toon subbuteo set when I was a kid and one players head wasn't painted so he looked blond hence Bene), Rivelino, Cubilas Football villains? Any non-toon players, especially when they score Best advice given? It ALWAYS works out in the end Ideal partner? Wor Lass I guess, been married 25 years this year (or Demi Moore) Ideal dinner date? Demi Ideal meal? Steak from Prime Cuts Steakhouse in Chicago mmmm slab of dead cow mmmmmmm Can you cook? Yep Current wheels? BMW 523 Biggest influence? Me Da TV programmes? The Goodies, Father Ted, Malcolm in the Middle, Discovery/History type prog's Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger & Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Juns Favourite tunes? Eagles, Metallica, Runrig, and erm.... Garth Brooks Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? YUCKAROO George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? My rabid homophobia prevents me from answering this question Favourite film? Shawshank Redemption If I won a million pounds.... Retire Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Too long ago to remember Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? Loads depending on the provocation Not a lot of people know that...... I could so easily have become a Mackem due to appalling neighbourly influence when I was a kid. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Rolex watch (well an insurance company paid for it not me) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 or 5 I'm obsessed with..... Bourbon In 5 years time, I hope to be....Retired and still breathing with my kids left home

And they will be, in their droves down at Pat Pong market for about 50p a go

Thou doth protest too much I reckon, traitor

Well, I think it looks really pretty smart. Not that I'll be buying one, haven't bought a shirt for years. Crap fan obviously.