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Gets my vote, but only because of the legal implications of the fake website and posters

Well she did say she waxed

UPDATE! "THE MAGS IS GETTIN BRAYED! I REPEAT - THE MAGS IS GETTIN BRAYED!" I made that up by the way. 117547[/snapback] UPDATE ON THE UPDATE The MAGS and SKINHEED HAVE GONE INTO A TRAVEL-LODGE TOGETHER

You've done this before, haven't you? 117543[/snapback] No no no I was just erm.........thinking.......erm

Thinking about it, if your running a scam, your gonna have someone watching for the drop, and you aren't going to collect it until the dropee has gone. Should have a had a "dropper" and a watcher teamed up

Hmmmm a hoax of Pudesque proportions, maybe it was HTT all the time exacting his revenge

That 5th Ace I had was a bit of a giveaway

And he left Ian Bell out !!!!!!!!!

Phew - what relief, when I logged on this morning I was expecting to plough through about 20 new pages, but it was only 4 saved a good hour of my life

Shit !!!!! if it's 118 per 100K in China they must have MILLIONS of the climinal rittle feckers

Why??? are disenfranchised Samurai thick like y'na

set up our own "fake" Bookmakers in Durham tommorow and con some guys to backing a horse which is a so called certain on the national...and take the cash.... 117376[/snapback] He wouldn't need to be a "fake" bookmakers to do that, real one's do it all the time

Jeez just go and frighten the poor bloke why don't you, we said abcess not tumour !!!!! Although on second thoughts.......................

My moneys on Abcess, you'll know soon enough when the pain kicks in. If it feels like someone sticking a red hot poker through your chin, it's an abcess.

that stretch of road near the gala is a nightmare for drivers and nowhere to pull up at. Full of buses and bus stands. might be able to see the Library/Gala from the road where I described earlier but it'll be a bit of a distance. also 9.30 in the morning? what time does the library open in Durham? and ten minutes away...does she live in the Cathedral? Surely Sherburn Road is 15-20minutes away **Edit - you could actually pretend to leave the money in a book which doesn't actually exist!! 117272[/snapback] That'd make her a nun with a bad habit ..........................sound of wind and tumbleweed rolling by

Seriously, there isn't a font big enough to type how much of a bellend you're being. Can we stop giving him attention now and he might go away? No more replying to him. I've had the last word! 117150[/snapback] woah, chill out. im sorry to diss toontastics very own 'italian job'. il stop posting as its obvious you are all very protective over this plan. i realise now that im the one being immature here. ps. can i have her number so i can send her a picture of my cock as well please 117164[/snapback] 117171[/snapback] The height of Irony

It can't be the real whore then cos she's studying Fashion. I think you're a disgruntled ex whore who is have a bit of a deja-vu reading this thread tbh. Go back and pick some potato's you paddy twat. Can we not just ban her/him and get it over with? 117070[/snapback] Paddyophobia tbh

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc 117043[/snapback] Aye that's my attitude. Either way it's not really my concern when I peg it and although it's at fairly silly levels, it's still manageable. 117066[/snapback] Just get LOADS of it, and HEY PRESTO it's the banks problem not yours

So is this actually the daft cow? 117059[/snapback] Only way she can prove it is to post a new "exclusive" picture of herself I reckon

Agreed

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley)

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit)

Could cause a bit of stir on SMB, given she's from Durham chances are she's an SMB'ers daughter

Is that where the cars are all parked on bricks and the white lines on the road blow away in a breeze ????