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Wrong Robertson, the John in this case is the ex-Hearts John Roberston not MON's sidekick

Shaving Ryans Private's

Lionel Perez, Mike Hooper, Andreas Anderson, Stephan Guivarch, Diego Gavillan, Michael Chopra etc etc

My lad works at the pictures and he served Kieron Dyer with his snacks. A little kid came up to Dyer and asked: "Are you Keiron Dyer" Dyer Replied: "Yes I am" Kid follows up: "Do you play football" Dyer Said: "......................."

LEGEND!

Redskins - not good Team W L T N.Y. Giants 8 4 0 Dallas 7 5 0 Washington 6 6 0 Philadelphia 5 6 0 No-one moved particularly recently, but couple of new franchises

Just wondering. This is not a thread for ignorrant people to post "No it's shite"

Another example of someone who was made a moderator to keep him there. 61292[/snapback] All of the Baron's best stuff is stolen from Something Awful anyway. There was one time he posted a thread on one version of the board that was a direct copy and paste from a thread on there. It would've been okay if the thread on there had been started by him and he decided to spread his material around, but no. 61330[/snapback] I once saw someone caught plageurising (sp?) on the Packers board I frequent, the person (lady) he "stole" from hunted and hounded him from board to board without mercy, it was beautifull to watch. I know that's totally irrelevant to this discusion but it was a good memory for me . SO THERE

Pervert, wanting Will Young's sloppy seconds alledgedly

I'd much prefer a toilet tissue brand I saw in Wisconsin, went by the name of Puffs

I'd be ashamed if I got chinned off an accountant. 57486[/snapback] Accountants hit people all the time, usually in the pocket !!!!

And you know this how ???? Ignorant twat 57182[/snapback] The smell, mate. 57183[/snapback] What about Turkish Baths though? 57190[/snapback] A smokescreen. Or is it steam? 57191[/snapback] A proper Turkish Bath is the best most envigorating clean you'll EVER have, followed by a proper shave - sheer bliss Pampering for blokes

And you know this how ???? Ignorant twat

That's a really positive outlook, and I comend you on it but it's bordering on rose tinted. Rose tinted, not really as it's a statstical fact. And YES we struggled yesterday BUT we won. remember Fulham last season, gubbed em and lost, I remember playing Sheff Utd in the 70/80's (yes I AM old) and we absolutely played them off the park (lovely stuff) and got beat 3-0 (Thank you Tony Currie). I'll take the win 53091[/snapback] So we played shit and won, hurrah! Normally we play shit and lose. How are we better off? Edit: In the long term whole picture sense, rather than 3 points on the board for now. 53092[/snapback] We've got better players IMO, and from a points on the board perspective we've only got a few less than almost everyone else, or a few more if you want to be a pessimist. After yesterday we really shouldn't get worse (yet we won) SO we should get better therefore currently we are "competitive" with everyone else (bar one) and hopfully the only way is up. As ever time will tell which way we are really going, for me - I'm more hopefull than dissenchanted. Well as hopefull as a follower of his team can be given our history.

That's a really positive outlook, and I comend you on it but it's bordering on rose tinted. Rose tinted, not really as it's a statstical fact. And YES we struggled yesterday BUT we won. remember Fulham last season, gubbed em and lost, I remember playing Sheff Utd in the 70/80's (yes I AM old) and we absolutely played them off the park (lovely stuff) and got beat 3-0 (Thank you Tony Currie). I'll take the win

I would suggest that when you consider the fact we're 2 points of third (in an indifferent league) and what that £50 mill brought in we are definitely better off 53057[/snapback] I would suggest that you consider the level of performances we're churning out on the field of play. 53058[/snapback] As Al Davis would say "just win baby" or put another way ""Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will be judged by only one thing - the result." Vince Lombardi

I've already heard the phrase 'the sign of a good team is when you can play badly and still win'- my view on this has always been that good teams realise when they've done well to get 3 points out of a match and work on how to improve their game for next week. We've got a lot to work on. If we go out and play like that against Chelsea, we'll get hammered. 53047[/snapback] Chelsea will be a very interesting yardstick. We usually (historically) are Ok and play well against the average teams and are dire against the good. Having recently "won when playing badly" I'm looking forward to see if we're good (for 90minutes) against the current best team, who will undoubtedley "play" against us and not play to stifle us.

I would suggest that when you consider the fact we're 2 points of third (in an indifferent league) and what that £50 mill brought in we are definitely better off

Doesnt seem to have effected the players.... Hearts 2-0 Dunfermaline after 30 mins!

the word from gorgie is hes definatelty been sacked over his drinking!

Absoloutely gutted as a Hearts fan! Burley had said some things publicly about Romanov but was also addemant there was no rift!. But knowing what is happening to Hearts at the minute i wouldnt be suprised if Romanov has a big name lined up to take over!.

Only yesterday he was saying ho he welcomes the news that Romanov has made a move to buy all the shares and take complete control.

SSN have just said that souness is 'very' confident owen will be fit for sunday!.

Keep telling myself its the club playing mind games! but i am absoloutely cacking myself about it at the same time!

Rob Styles!.