Toonpack

Puppetophile tbh

Looking through the microsope for the tweezer etc etc

Utter genius 118879[/snapback] Aye but if he turns up and he's up for it, can I rule myself out of flogging the biscuits in the bogs at this early stage? 118882[/snapback] Is "flogging the biscuits" a Gemmillism for spanking the monkey ????

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh. 118875[/snapback]

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] DOH I was suggesting a place where "him" and The Mags paths probably crossed

Rockshots ??????

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come 118629[/snapback] wot like this one? Big baldy gay prossie 118846[/snapback] Put the photo of his house and full mobile number on the web page and text the fucker the url. 118858[/snapback] Nice one. 118859[/snapback] Should find an "appropriate" forum and post the URL

Touche BUT the seagulls definitely come from Shields

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] You're gettint far too nautical for me, man! I only went on Tynemouth boating lake a couple of times as a kid 118752[/snapback] Cullercoats Boating lake FFS 118764[/snapback] Behave! Tynemouth boating lake. 118768[/snapback] Cullercoats 118775[/snapback] Bollocks!! Its TYNEMOUTH right there FFS Cullercoats is beyond the big field with the aquarium in it - always was always will be 118826[/snapback] Snobery tbh, it only became seen as Tynemouth because HenryVIII was there and they built all them posh apartments and all the locals wanted to be snooty, see history 101 above AND the aquarium is BESIDE the big field not on it

Me and HTT never tell each other anything through normal means. We communicate telepathically. 118810[/snapback] tbh

Aye very like Cullercoats Boating lake

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] You're gettint far too nautical for me, man! I only went on Tynemouth boating lake a couple of times as a kid 118752[/snapback] Cullercoats Boating lake FFS 118764[/snapback] Behave! Tynemouth boating lake. 118768[/snapback] Cullercoats 118775[/snapback] That's wrong, it's called Tynemouth boating lake! Cullercoats starts at St Georges church. I was walking past there on Saturday as it happens - it's been taken over by charver sea gulls. Don't look at them the wrong way or they'll have you...... 118780[/snapback] LOOK man !!!! Historically it's Cullercoats Boating lake FACT When HenryVIII beat the shit out of the priory at Tynemouth in 1539 he kept the site as a Royal Castle. As part of that plan he annexed the boating lake from Cullercoats so he could keep his supply of swans there in case he had visitors for tea. He also used it for ducking witches as it was less strenuous than hauling them all the way down to King Eddies Bay The boating lake had belonged to Cullercoats since before the Saxons came (200-300ad-ish), Even the Vikings couldn't take the lake from the Cullercoatians, by the time they'd hauled their dragon-ships up the dunes and over the road onto the lake they were knackered and no match for Ye Olde Cullercoats Swan Pedaloes

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] Pedants tbh 118773[/snapback] GEEZ!!!!!!!!! it's PENANTS, boats have penants You lot would never make pirates

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] You're gettint far too nautical for me, man! I only went on Tynemouth boating lake a couple of times as a kid 118752[/snapback] Cullercoats Boating lake FFS 118764[/snapback] Behave! Tynemouth boating lake. 118768[/snapback] Cullercoats

Was probably just a Ski related accident, probably hurt himself taking the top of a yoghurt

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] You're gettint far too nautical for me, man! I only went on Tynemouth boating lake a couple of times as a kid 118752[/snapback] Cullercoats Boating lake FFS

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS

r b 4's 6's A C Gilchrist not out 51 74 7 2 B Lee not out 13 39 2 0

Given - 6 (was 7 with his save but -1 for his crap puunch and failure to command the box on the odd occassion smoggies attacked) Carr - 7 Moore - 7 Titus - 7 Elliot - 6 (couple of REALLY scary give-ways of the ball) Emre - 5 and a half Bowyer - 7 Nobby - 8 ran the show until mystifyingly sub'd ZOG - 7 (faded a bit) Shola - 7 Al - Dyer - 6 (ran about a bit and didn't break down) Faye - 6 (had bugger all to do for the short time he was on) Ref - 3, booked 5 of ours for nowt and never gave a stonewall pen

92 for 6 (38.0 overs) Gilchrist's still in though

Test Match Series: Bangladesh v Australia 09-04-2006 at Fatullah, Day 2 of 5 In Play Bangladesh won the toss and decided to bat Bangladesh 1st Innings 427 all out (123.3 overs) Australia 1st Innings 79 for 5 (34.0 overs)

The numbers probably don't go high enough for my age

Tough paper round eh????????? 118332[/snapback] Do I know you?!?!?!? EH? EH?!!! I don't look a day over 50 Pud - correct! 118339[/snapback] Check-mate There is no possible correct Pud-saving answer to that question 118344[/snapback] You're making about as much sense as him tonight an'all! 118346[/snapback] It's tough watching the game in the pub all day

Tough paper round eh????????? 118332[/snapback] Do I know you?!?!?!? EH? EH?!!! I don't look a day over 50 Pud - correct! 118339[/snapback] Check-mate There is no possible correct Pud-saving answer to that question

Tough paper round eh?????????