Toonpack

People who own cats generally smell of piss

Pest control actually, if you had mice in your house you'd put poison down wouldn't you? No difference IMO I happen to like having wild birds in my garden (nowt like a pair of tits on your nuts), so keepng uninvited psychotic killers out is more like wildlife preservation. P.S. I'm not a yank Poisoning a cat is a criminal offence. But no-one's putting "poison" down so it's not really a factor Killing a cat is a criminal offence. In the starfish scenario, who killed the cat ? no-one makes it enter a non-cat garden and no-one force feeds it. Matters not a jot where it happens. And good luck trying to think of another plausible excuse for chopping up starfish and spreading it around your garden, other than pre-mediated felinicide. Compost

Pest control actually, if you had mice in your house you'd put poison down wouldn't you? No difference IMO I happen to like having wild birds in my garden (nowt like a pair of tits on your nuts), so keepng uninvited psychotic killers out is more like wildlife preservation. P.S. I'm not a yank Poisoning a cat is a criminal offence. But no-one's putting "poison" down so it's not really a factor Killing a cat is a criminal offence. In the starfish scenario, who killed the cat ? no-one makes it enter a non-cat garden and no-one force feeds it.

Pest control actually, if you had mice in your house you'd put poison down wouldn't you? No difference IMO I happen to like having wild birds in my garden (nowt like a pair of tits on your nuts), so keepng uninvited psychotic killers out is more like wildlife preservation. P.S. I'm not a yank Poisoning a cat is a criminal offence. But no-one's putting "poison" down so it's not really a factor

Pest control actually, if you had mice in your house you'd put poison down wouldn't you? No difference IMO I happen to like having wild birds in my garden (nowt like a pair of tits on your nuts), so keepng uninvited psychotic killers out is more like wildlife preservation. P.S. I'm not a yank

Vermin? Don't be daft, they eat the vermin. Don't be daft they eat Whiskas They shit in your garden and you can't keep the fuckers out, they indiscriminately kill birds for pleaasure, they don't need the food as they're stuffed with whiskas, fucking vermin. Hate the fuckers with a passion. I have been recommend bits of starfish in the garden, smells like fish to the bastards and is irresistable, but unfortunately for mr pussy-vermin, it's poisonous as fuck Alternatively a piece of sponge soaked in sardine, pilchard or some other such fishy-juice is supposed to do the same job via expansion as opposed to poison. Of course if Mr Tibbles stays out of where he is not wanted he will be fine

No matter how you "cutie" up a picture, cats are vermin. end of !!

The Avenue, Whitley Bay under age heaven when I was a whippersnapper (was shite when I hit 18 though, full of fucking kids!!!!) The Mayfair (if you can count it as a boozer) Farmers is probably my most lamented ex-watering hole

I bought a £500 electric plug, do I win ??? (and it was the cheap one) (It's a power regulator for my cinema/sound gear, a glorified surge protector really)

Sort of a heavier set gothic Biffa Bacon's mam with the attitude and unpredictability of a great white shark with a migraine

I dunno, how many Toon and Packers fans can there be, she'd probably hunt them all down and kill em just to be sure !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike Tyson with PMT in a frock tbh Better get the window stickers off the car

Sometimes walk, sometimes turn taps on. You'd leave the urinal, turn the tap on and then go back to the urinal? What if they've got those silly taps that you need to keep pressing to make them work? Piss in the sink presumably. Remember years ago in the Farmers (now M&S) which was always the last orders stop, Big Kim (who was well known around town at the time) pissed off at the queue's at the ladies barged into the blokes bogs and squatted in/on the sink. You didn't argue with Big Kim. I remember being at a do once and was sitting down with wor lass and Kim comes up and shouted at me "DANCE" much more effective than the scene's in an old western where they fire a colt 45 at your feet I hope to fuck she never reads this as you didn't call her big Kim to her face.

You need to get your prostate checked

Toy Story for me Pre CGI Fantasia (I am old)

Strangely after posting the Hitler v Stalin thingy I had a bit surf and one source reckoned living under Stalin your chances of being murdered by the state were 1 in 222, whereas developing cancer as a smoker was 1 in 273. Russians who smoked I guess were doubly fucked !! Death's attributable to Hitler are nominally circa 12 million (inc the holocaust) wheras Stalin is described variously as between 20 and 60 million but it appears to be gereally accepted around the 40 million mark. So I guess I'll go with the Motorway and VW Beetle bloke

No Motorways then

Would you rather Hitler or Stalin had never been born

That rules out Catholic churches and mosque's then

If that's a euphemism then the former. Gemmill dons crash helmet

Depends on the type of church, and old woman for that matter Charva gran'd get it everytime

Hermaphrodite as you can be one then the other. You can go fuck yourself as well

You'd wear your arm down to your shoulder writting the list

For the good of the planet and reducing global warming etc etc, I'd have to say fuck the billion

Not that arsed about being famous really. Depends what you're famous for as well - if the reason I'm famous after my death is because I was found, asphyxiated, in lingerie with an orange in my mouth, I'll pass. If you're concerned about being found in that state when you're deceased I have to surmise it's a regular state of being for you ? Hands where I can see them, mincer! Why?, what citrus-esque, lingerial perversion have you in mind ??

Not that arsed about being famous really. Depends what you're famous for as well - if the reason I'm famous after my death is because I was found, asphyxiated, in lingerie with an orange in my mouth, I'll pass. If you're concerned about being found in that state when you're deceased I have to surmise it's a regular state of being for you ?