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Looking at the even bigger picture - the slick stuff we played in the first half was a one-off. I'm not about to forgive Roeder for 45 minutes when we looked half-decent. You just have to listen to Roeder after a match and how utterly insipid he is, and then the way we look as a team makes perfect sense: we look like a team that's been sent out with a Glenn Roeder teamtalk mumbled monotone in its ears. Agree totally with one slight edit

Tim Reynolds Brad Paisley (OK he's a country singer/player but geez he plays some stuff at the speed of light, and clean no pedals etc. too) Neil Schon (Journey) Slash (always liked his stuff) Hammet's class as well

The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. Urbanmythtastic Not so sure, told it by aircrew. Think about it next time you're on a plane and see what your "brace position" would do for you if you shunted into the seat ahead

Puberty beckons

The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet.

Maybe people feed bits of cats to next door's starfish in order to stop them coming and shitting in your garden once and for all. BUT do the starfish owners stink of piss or of seaweed ????

I wonder if starfish on this new planet are poisonous to new planet cats, or whether the starfish come into the garden and shit and you have to leave bits of cats lying around to "sort em out" hmmmmmmmmmmm

Insurance job by the paddy mafia I reckon

I hates fish !!! Agree, Fish is crap, it all taste's the bloody same, differing only by the strength of fishy flavour -YUCK Shellfish (Prawns, langustine,Lobster and Crab) are canny though - NOT winkles etc, snot with a shell that shite Never heard anyone with that opion before. Most people seem to like some kind of fish (usually cod due to its plain flavour) but are scared of shellfish. Love them both personally like. You must agree that all fish basically taste's the same though, surely I hope in the "love them both personally" bit you're not including winkles

I hates fish !!! Agree, Fish is crap, it all taste's the bloody same, differing only by the strength of fishy flavour -YUCK Shellfish (Prawns, langustine,Lobster and Crab) are canny though - NOT winkles etc, snot with a shell that shite

Oh aye, nearly forgot Complete feline-eradication mission

A lifetime's ambitions summed up in two words. As for me: Become a consultant...something (toss up between anaesthetics and orthopaedics at the moment). Carry on with jiu jitsu, teach my own club (which I could be doing as soon as this time next year ) Travel if I get the chance - never been to Africa, Australiasia or South America. Hopefully live abroad at some point. Have a family, eventually. Run the London Marathon. Do a parachute jump. Stay in touch with my friends. Actually learn to play the guitar properly. See Newcastle win something. See England play cricket abroad - the West Indies would be ideal. Pay back my parents. Meet a hero of mine. Do things that might get me into trouble if I disclose them on here... Good list Here's my version of your list, but editted for me Become a consultant – done that but not the medical kind Carry on with jiu jitsu, - nope Travel if I get the chance - never been to Africa, Australiasia or South America. Hopefully live abroad at some point. - Agreed Have a family, eventually - Done that my lads are 20 and 23 and STILL at home !!!!!!!!!!!!! Run the London Marathon. – Fuck off I’m 49 Do a parachute jump. – Nope, paraglided from a 6,500ft mountain in Turkey and whilst the immediate thought was “let’s do it again” upon reflection nee chance Stay in touch with my friends. – Won’t happen I’m afraid, some you will, but not many Actually learn to play the guitar properly. – Still not happened for me See Newcastle win something. – Your having a laugh See England play cricket abroad – Sydney or MCG for me See the Packers play at Lambeau - Done it Pay back parents - you won't!! you're an offspring, it's your job to owe your parents money (bastards!!!! kids that is) Meet a hero of mine – Don’t!! you will invariably be disappointed.

tbh

Never cooked a cat tbh, too stringy and not much meat I reckon. Kitten skins'd make canny nice warm gloves mind

You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though How do you cook your Brussels sprouts? In slightly salted water until they smell like a vegetarian, then I know they're well done So how do you manage to burn them? Never managed to burn them myself. I would surmise you hoy them in the pan and forget about them, water boils away and then sprout carnage ensue's Bit like chip fires I guess

You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though How do you cook your Brussels sprouts? In slightly salted water until they smell like a vegetarian, then I know they're well done

You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though

You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver

People who own cats generally smell of piss Further proof of your complete fucking ignorance. So when one of your sadistic feline psychopaths (I assume you have several) brings you a dead bird, do you congratulate it ?? What's that got to do with your inane point about cat owners smelling of piss like? And in answer to your question - mine don't go out therefore they neither shit in your garden nor bring me dead things. I find that somewhat alarming, given how stinky catpiss/shit is!!!!!!!!!! Anyway surely that's cruel ??? Not letting them out so they can go on their natural killing/shitting sprees??

If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point You do realise that ownership and congratulation mean nowt to a cat? They're just top predators doing their thing. Can't see why you're so pissed with that. Are you a vegetarian by any chance? Few "top predators" kill for kicks when not hungry, or shit in my garden for that matter. Biggest exisiting threat to wild birds is the domestic cat, Bill Oddie said so, so it must be true. How do you know they kill for kicks? I wasn't even aware cats had emotions. Are you a feline neurobiologist? And who cares who shits in your garden? You pollute the planet everyday, I don't see anyone wanting to kill you. What makes you so arrogant that you think your garden is worth more than any living organism? As for your second eco-warrior point, my garden is worth significantly more to the planet as a feeding and breeding area for birds and plants than as a cat's toilet come killzone. Rudimentary biology proves that point moot Funny that, when I did my biology A level (when they were proper hard exams) catshit never appeared on the syllabus. That said, your contention woud be that catshit riddled soil and dead birds is better than fertile soil and living birds????

Ironic ain't it

Cheese on toast, good old Brittish Pizza Mighty fine with thinly sliced tomato under the cheese

If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point You do realise that ownership and congratulation mean nowt to a cat? They're just top predators doing their thing. Can't see why you're so pissed with that. Are you a vegetarian by any chance? Few "top predators" kill for kicks when not hungry, or shit in my garden for that matter. Biggest exisiting threat to wild birds is the domestic cat, Bill Oddie said so, so it must be true. How do you know they kill for kicks? I wasn't even aware cats had emotions. Are you a feline neurobiologist? And who cares who shits in your garden? You pollute the planet everyday, I don't see anyone wanting to kill you. What makes you so arrogant that you think your garden is worth more than any living organism? I care who or what shits in my garden thank you very much. I do not object to cat's from any form of garden-asthetics standpoint As for your second eco-warrior point, my garden is worth significantly more to the planet as a feeding and breeding area for birds and plants than as a cat's toilet come killzone. and Dr Ken, I've heard of the "proper cat" shit thing but it wouldn't have provoked so much annoyance as the killer-starfish with the "smelling of piss members of the board"

If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point You do realise that ownership and congratulation mean nowt to a cat? They're just top predators doing their thing. Can't see why you're so pissed with that. Are you a vegetarian by any chance? Few "top predators" kill for kicks when not hungry, or shit in my garden for that matter. Biggest exisiting threat to wild birds is the domestic cat, Bill Oddie said so, so it must be true.

If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point