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Who nicked it from Skunkers, who nicked it from some bloke on the guardian blog

louise.taylor@guardian.co.uk

I know I shouldn't but

Crimson Fault's sister

why? what makes it any different to the paedo songs? singing about drunken centre halfs? Posh Spice taking it up the arse? Beardsley being ugly? or every other chant that has taken place against specific players? Still take bananas to matches to throw at the black players? Ignorace personified

Why? Because he's a Muslim? Seriously, leaving out the fact that it's offensive it's neither witty nor funny in the least. Nowt to do with his faith, but has a lot to do with his facial resemblance to Richard Wright (the shoe bomber) You mean Richard Reid? He does look a bit similar I'll grant you. Seems we're not the first set of fans to point this out. Aye Reid (oops), and as you say we're not by any stretch the first to point it out

Why? Because he's a Muslim? Seriously, leaving out the fact that it's offensive it's neither witty nor funny in the least. Nowt to do with his faith, but has a lot to do with his facial resemblance to Richard Wright (the shoe bomber)

My bro's got one, he fucking hates it, had tons of bother with it as has one of his colleagues with the same model. BMW for me, I've put 140,000 miles on my 523 and only on the third set of tires and first set of replacement break pads and shoes. Edit - it's crap in snow/ice tho blimey, i've had nothing but good reports of of people that have one. i've got a mate with one and he's had no bother. Can only speak from what my brother says, him and his mate got them at the same time (company cars) and both have had a mare. Possibly just unlucky with a dodgy production run, but they reckon the after sales/fixing service was shite as well.

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My bro's got one, he fucking hates it, had tons of bother with it as has one of his colleagues with the same model. BMW for me, I've put 140,000 miles on my 523 and only on the third set of tires and first set of replacement break pads and shoes. Edit - it's crap in snow/ice tho

He's screwed (thankfully)

Are there not rumours of him cheating on his wife? Is he actually married? Maybe she want's a clean break and fresh surroundings. tbh honest there could be many reasons why you would need/want to move home. And visa versa, alledgedly of course He's 32, under contract and therefore worth some money, if the price is right, let him go.

Not true (yet!!) Running joke type thingy on T-F

it is REALLY REALLY to early to say

It's bollocks man!! He was interviewed by the Times about Sports Direct and he called the city "cry babies". He didn't mention Newcastle and this hack has made up a sensationalist story. The City hate the fucker, he tells them nowt (one interview every couple of years) so I doubt he's a good source of accurate rumours

Wiki says right back. Right Back here as well Big for a fullback

Looking at those graphics, it looks like you can virtually walk into the place free if you break a few windows, not that the bindippers'll form a mob and ever do anything like that !

Mort the man Now for actions not words (I hope)

Can't see Whelan accepting a bid from us, given Ashley stitching him up over the replica shirt price fixing. Would hope the player would have some say in the matter, but if BSA's insistent on "big" players at the back, he'll pass on Baines

Dont think they would suit ya anyways Alex. You will get pervy questions about the shoes, my Mrs was selling some and was asked "are they dirty and smelly, they look like they've got good toes to kick me with" by some weird fecker, looked at his other purchases and he bought old shoes regularly, the more mingin the better. His user name was Kickinface

Vast quantities of money must help I reckon. Although fair play he does look canny for a near-pensioner

He was very good last night, I'm an old ferker and listened to him in the 70's. Can't argue with his staying power and to say he's shit is a nonsense, his music may be dated but he's produced the odd classic in his time, so he deserves a level of respect. Never went to see him when I was younger, but having seen him last night now regret not seeing him in his prime when I had numerous chances to do so. It was even better for me and the mem sahib last night as I didn't pay for the tickets

Ah, I see now what you mean. I am still unsure what sense the involvement of a third party would make though. Could it be the third party is dealing with all the small shareholders, when I sent of my "yes please buy mine" form it wasn't to SJHL, it was some brokers. Might be they deal with all the small transactions then sell accumulated larger lumps on to SJHL

Rozenthal deal done Friday (fee and personal terms), medical and unveiling to follow AND another 4 or 5 at advanced stages, no names yet tho' Edit: Fee was/is £3 mill BTW

I'll ask my mate Muhammet when I'm in Turkey next week, he's a huge Trabzonspor fan