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Toonpack

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  1. Agreed Now my neighbour and her two assassins (cats) has moved I have no trouble attracting birds when I display my nuts in the garden
  2. mine was called Kizzy.... bless her years later I ended up aith a huge ginger Tom which I called Jake because of the size of his appendage...never seen one the size of it on a pussy before.. 159555[/snapback] Sorry like, but what is the connection between the name Jake and a large cat knob? Also, what were you doing looking at it, your utter freak?! 159656[/snapback] Jake the Snake I assume 159658[/snapback] Ahhh, still tenuous tbf. 159659[/snapback] Would have been more tenuous, oblique even, if the cat was called Roberts
  3. mine was called Kizzy.... bless her years later I ended up aith a huge ginger Tom which I called Jake because of the size of his appendage...never seen one the size of it on a pussy before.. 159555[/snapback] Sorry like, but what is the connection between the name Jake and a large cat knob? Also, what were you doing looking at it, your utter freak?! 159656[/snapback] Jake the Snake I assume - not that I have any interest in large cat knobs
  4. Cathedral - Nelson De Mille (not his best but OK) Just finished the Emperor Series of novels by Conn Iggulden, about the life of Julius Ceasar - stunningly good read(s) - Even my youngest (19) devoured them too
  5. Rascist and fantasist in one sentence, impressive
  6. Beckham now RVN according to the mail He'll look good in stripes
  7. Stamp Collector Alert 157509[/snapback] Don't they collect stamps? 157510[/snapback] Trainspotters only
  8. Stamp Collector Alert
  9. Zany Spacka as Crimson Fault would say
  10. Well frankly you've got me thinking, youre right its daft really. So maybe we should just ban you altogether....hmmm 157463[/snapback] Don't do that FFS, he'll just nag and nag and double my posting workload. Toonpack call them this, Toonpack call them that blah blah
  11. Never happen, Freddy'd have too much competition at Greggs opening time
  12. Are you possessed by the spirit of Wullie all of a sudden 157352[/snapback] No, Wullie has already stated that he will once again be devastated by a signing like this. I think he would be a great signing, but IF this is complete bollocks then the vague press comment is intentionally misleading in order to string the fans along, which IMO is out of order. Particularly in light of the speed with which they've denied other transfer links in recent weeks. 157358[/snapback] You sound like I commend your ambition in attempting to sign Englands newly retired captain, but if you are merely string the fans along in a cheap attempt to bolster season ticket sales I would have to say OI SHEPHERD NO........ 157368[/snapback] You sound like you're completely missing the point of what I'm saying. Which would presumably make you Tim Nice But Dim. 157427[/snapback] You don't want to do that
  13. I bet all the other sports editors are going mental non-story or not I bet they're all raging
  14. 157275[/snapback] Now THAT is not a denial
  15. So it could have been Lenny Henry at the gossy park then ?????
  16. I stopped reading there tbh. 156676[/snapback] To long a word for you, you thick mackem inbred! 156680[/snapback] I know where you live. 156683[/snapback] Come and give me a knock then, i could do with giving a filfthy mackem the walker wallet. 156688[/snapback] New one on me that, a Walker Wallet eh? I've got a wallet made out of Elephants foreskin, when I rub it, it turns into a suitcase Badum Ching (A victorian music-hall joke in honour of our resident Victorian Villain) 156695[/snapback] Walker Wallet = Scrotum lifted and cut underneath with razor blade then left to flap like wallet 156699[/snapback] AH !!! I see, a bit like a Vallsend Vasectomy
  17. I stopped reading there tbh. 156676[/snapback] To long a word for you, you thick mackem inbred! 156680[/snapback] I know where you live. 156683[/snapback] Come and give me a knock then, i could do with giving a filfthy mackem the walker wallet. 156688[/snapback] New one on me that, a Walker Wallet eh? I've got a wallet made out of Elephants foreskin, when I rub it, it turns into a suitcase Badum Ching (A victorian music-hall joke in honour of our resident Victorian Villain)
  18. I stopped reading there tbh. 156676[/snapback] To long a word for you, you thick mackem inbred! 156680[/snapback] If it's foggy tonight - don't go out or he'll getcha BTW it wasn't a word it was a TLA
  19. The Sunderland Hooligan Firm as they like to be known. 156266[/snapback] Is it? Never heard of them tbh. 156269[/snapback] http://barnes-crew.tripod.com/index.html 156271[/snapback] Mob-handed for fights with local 'pakis'. Clearly hard as nails. 156279[/snapback] Should all be rounded up and shot tbh, waste of oxygen
  20. That could be the way were having to go, anyone any idea of what the season ticket take up was ?????
  21. Plenty of people complained about him. That's why there are about 10 threads in the admin board devoted to him. 156232[/snapback] That's the thing that gets me about the ye olde tinternet, why do people complain about stuff????????? If you don't like it, ignore it, couldn't be arsed to complain about anything myself. Neusance posters if ignored soon fade away
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