Toonpack

No, just a wee “?” In a blue box

Ok, we'll do it when he's knighted then.

On a similar note, I reckon we should hold off on the Eddie statue until his time with us is done and then get a statue of liberty sized one at the mouth of the Tyne. (Visible from Roker beach).

That's what they all say, you'll be pulling the old "I've moved house" fairy story next.

I reported you to the club (and Greenpeace) about your air Polution spree.

Seems they've twigged that you're a one man teeside, we can't have you smogging up our fair city and not paying the perfectly reasonable levy.

Modelled on Adam Johnson's prison canteen and they've spelled fondlers wrong.

I’ve grassed you up to them, Tarquin and Jemima should be down your way shortly.

Tell him we blagged it outside the paywall though, no money for the tory rag.

If Real Madrid come calling anyone moves though, PSG and their bottomless pockets couldn't keep Mbappe from them.

Nowt to do with liking it, I'm sure we'll pay him the money, I just don't see him agitating for a move unless we lowball him but we're not that stupid. Seriously though, what clubs could afford him at £150 mill (and the rest) plus say £300k/week, no way he gets Haaland money. PSG or Madrid maybe, if he wanted out I doubt it'd be for some club here, the even bigger fish would be circling if word got out he was amenable to a move. He's got three years left, I'd be way more nervous if it was two. He said himself in his interview after the game "this is just the start". He'll get a new eyewatering deal with no doubt a massive release clause.

Isak doesn't strike me as the sort who'll make waves, ideally we'll sort a new deal asap but if he, or more likely his reps, stall, we hold the cards given he's contracted to 2028. If the reps act the cunt it's nothing a negotiation at the Embassy can't sort out.

So, we have a patently incorrigible Serial offender in our midst, shocking behaviour.

Excellent from Edwards https://archive.ph/HPrJQ

This is pretty good

Dunkirk spirit marra, Dunkirk spirit.

Milk Cup "losing" heroes.

Congrats, but seems you can't shake these fucking scousers

Shocking tbh, they'd done a special one for you as well.

Is it even better than invading Poland ?

Just the celebrations/presentations

I've decided to ring in sick to the Mrs, todays shopping expedition will have to wait.

There's a bit in Caulkins piece about someone on a flight down to LHR and a group of lasses singing and making a racket drumming on their luggage which tuned out to be Bruno's Mrs and family and I'm guessing Big Joe's Mrs etc.