Toonpack

One of the things I'm proud of about about coming from South Shields is that it's the only UK constituency that has never elected a Tory. Unfortunately my curreny constituency will be a Tory victory barring miracles. Pathetic. Should be disenfranchised.

You mean you signed your name on the ballot paper

I take it, that as there hasn't been a sniff of this anywhere (except on message boards) that it's a load of scurilous bollocks.

Absolutely. Where did I say it wasn't, I never even mentioned it, or said anything that resembles the point of your post. You come across as pretty intolerant in general tbf. Hardly adhering to the teachings of your Lord. Your answer to the Middle East problems is behave or we'll bomb the fuck out of you, isn't it? Never denied it: I guess I'm "eye for an eye" sort of bloke in some respects, or maybe even take the eye before the other bugger's even thought about taking yours (because they will eventually) sort of bloke Which makes you a Christian nominally only, which is the exact point I was making. Never said I was Christian, just that I believe in God And the bits of the Bible that suited you. Never said that either

Absolutely. Where did I say it wasn't, I never even mentioned it, or said anything that resembles the point of your post. You come across as pretty intolerant in general tbf. Hardly adhering to the teachings of your Lord. Your answer to the Middle East problems is behave or we'll bomb the fuck out of you, isn't it? Never denied it: I guess I'm "eye for an eye" sort of bloke in some respects, or maybe even take the eye before the other bugger's even thought about taking yours (because they will eventually) sort of bloke Which makes you a Christian nominally only, which is the exact point I was making. Never said I was Christian, just that I believe in God

Absolutely. Where did I say it wasn't, I never even mentioned it, or said anything that resembles the point of your post. You come across as pretty intolerant in general tbf. Hardly adhering to the teachings of your Lord. Your answer to the Middle East problems is behave or we'll bomb the fuck out of you, isn't it? Never denied it: I guess I'm "eye for an eye" sort of bloke in some respects, or maybe even take the eye before the other bugger's even thought about taking yours (because they will eventually) sort of bloke

Absolutely. Where did I say it wasn't, I never even mentioned it, or said anything that resembles the point of your post.

I could ask for clarification what you do believe but that's not really the point. I was more trying to establish how you choose what to believe and what not to, out of curiousity. I accept a lot of this is personal and/or can't be rationalised at the end of the day though. I believe in God, end of, have never and would never go through the bible and say yep that happened or no that's bollocks, haven't got the time or inclination. Can't rationalise it I'm afraid, I also (however irrational it may sound) have no doubt in my mind. I also have some very un-christian views on other matters, but hey ho that's the way I am.

Well no, you're not going to convince me of anything when you seem to have either completely ignored, or cannot answer, my perfectly reasonable question of how you select what to believe and what not to. It's perfectly possible not to have a prior agenda in science and not all science is grant funded. What do you make of the work of Newton, Einstein, and Darwin? Anyway, as I suggested to Parky, technology is really just the application of science, and it works, end of story. Science is not completely incompatible with belief in the Abrahamic God only if you decide all the particularly absurd stuff is a metaphor. Which brings us back to my question, which you won't answer........... Well you either believe in God or you don't, quite simple really. I would add that whilst I do, I also don't have much faith in organised religion, which is in essence the industrialisation of faith for profit IMO. The scientists you mention are from the era before science became a truly big business, let alone the corporate monster it is today, when the quest for knowledge was more "pure" for want of a better word. Just look at some of the BIG science subjects, they are in fact just theories, not proven in fact, Big bang, Dark matter etc. There's a lot of science done to support these theories, but where's the contra-science to disprove them??. There isn't any, because once a theory gathers pace the research grants and kudos come pouring in. Best thing any scientist could come up with is a theory that sounds fucking great, could be possible, but is unprovable in fact, becasue the striving for that fact is what makes science the money machine it is. Dark matter and Big Bang, being a cases in point. As an analogy to what I'm trying to say. I'm an IT project manager, when I get into a project test phase, I don't want my test teams to tell me it works (if everyone has done their jobs right of course it fucking works!!), I want them to tell be it doesn't, I want them to try and break every single important element of the functionality, I don't want to know what's good about it, I want to know what's bad and how bad. Because when they can't, job's a good'un. Aye, but again you're really talking about human and political failings, not scientific principle per se. And the point is, these theories can be tested and refuted, and gradually we get nearer and nearer the truth. That's why it's so important to me. Religion instead just has an unchanging book which is infallible and can't be tested. Instead, to reconcile the Bible with proven scientific fact, changing moral standards, and good old common sense, people such as yourself have decided that parts of the Bible are actually metaphors. What I'm interested in is how you decide which parts are and which parts aren't. For instance, non-evangelical christians now accept that the reported deluge did not flood the world, and is in fact probably inspired by an ancient localised flood of some sort (which the Bible shares with many other cultures). It's also thought by most christians that Noah didn't literally gather two of each species etc, and the human race was not almost completely extinguished (as can be proved with DNA evidence etc). Yet you're saying that you believe Noah existed and was in communication with God. Why do you accept this and not the rest? Is it because this part of the story isn't testable? Genuine question, I'm not trying to be provocative here. I didn't say that, what I said was: Most stories from ancient times have, at their heart, a basis in truth. A vast flood in a (by todays standards) local area would have been seen as a world event thousands of years ago. Rationalise that out and you can easily come to a view that it happened, and why not Noah. Which isn't a lot different to what you said.

Well no, you're not going to convince me of anything when you seem to have either completely ignored, or cannot answer, my perfectly reasonable question of how you select what to believe and what not to. It's perfectly possible not to have a prior agenda in science and not all science is grant funded. What do you make of the work of Newton, Einstein, and Darwin? Anyway, as I suggested to Parky, technology is really just the application of science, and it works, end of story. Science is not completely incompatible with belief in the Abrahamic God only if you decide all the particularly absurd stuff is a metaphor. Which brings us back to my question, which you won't answer........... Well you either believe in God or you don't, quite simple really. I would add that whilst I do, I also don't have much faith in organised religion, which is in essence the industrialisation of faith for profit IMO. The scientists you mention are from the era before science became a truly big business, let alone the corporate monster it is today, when the quest for knowledge was more "pure" for want of a better word. Just look at some of the BIG science subjects, they are in fact just theories, not proven in fact, Big bang, Dark matter etc. There's a lot of science done to support these theories, but where's the contra-science to disprove them??. There isn't any, because once a theory gathers pace the research grants and kudos come pouring in. Best thing any scientist could come up with is a theory that sounds fucking great, could be possible, but is unprovable in fact, becasue the striving for that fact is what makes science the money machine it is. Dark matter and Big Bang, being a cases in point. As an analogy to what I'm trying to say. I'm an IT project manager, when I get into a project test phase, I don't want my test teams to tell me it works (if everyone has done their jobs right of course it fucking works!!), I want them to tell be it doesn't, I want them to try and break every single important element of the functionality, I don't want to know what's good about it, I want to know what's bad and how bad. Because when they can't, job's a good'un.

What do you base the bolded bit on? Do you not think you might be cherrypicking bits you like or seem acceptable to you? Most stories from ancient times have, at their heart, a basis in truth. A vast flood in a (by todays standards) local area would have been seen as a world event thousnads of years ago. Rationalise that out and you can easily come to a view that it happened and why not Noah. People have premonitions all the time. Maybe it's God, maybe it's not. I personally happen to believe it is. Stands by for much ridicule from the godless, science is all crowd. You haven't really adressed the point about cherry picking though have you? Can anyone decide what is true or false on their own terms? All the nice bits of the Bible story are true but not the nasty bits, which frankly show Yahweh to be a loathsome, petty, psychopath? In a way evangelical christians are more honest really. As for Science is all, the article proves that Christians cherry pick when to use that too. As does science, depends where the £££'s are comming from You're confusing human bias with science. Good science is neutral and unbiased - that's kind of the point of it - and something I'm not sure can be claimed by a single religion. If I perform a scientific study and select only the results that prove my point, then it's a crap study, and can be shown to be so by my peers. What about religion though? There's no such thing as Good science then, there is always an agenda or grant to be won Science and Religion are not mutually exclusive. Not getting into a long discussion on this, you won't convince me and I won't convince you.

What do you base the bolded bit on? Do you not think you might be cherrypicking bits you like or seem acceptable to you? Most stories from ancient times have, at their heart, a basis in truth. A vast flood in a (by todays standards) local area would have been seen as a world event thousnads of years ago. Rationalise that out and you can easily come to a view that it happened and why not Noah. People have premonitions all the time. Maybe it's God, maybe it's not. I personally happen to believe it is. Stands by for much ridicule from the godless, science is all crowd. You haven't really adressed the point about cherry picking though have you? Can anyone decide what is true or false on their own terms? All the nice bits of the Bible story are true but not the nasty bits, which frankly show Yahweh to be a loathsome, petty, psychopath? In a way evangelical christians are more honest really. As for Science is all, the article proves that Christians cherry pick when to use that too. As does science, depends where the £££'s are comming from

What do you base the bolded bit on? Do you not think you might be cherrypicking bits you like or seem acceptable to you? Most stories from ancient times have, at their heart, a basis in truth. A vast flood in a (by todays standards) local area would have been seen as a world event thousnads of years ago. Rationalise that out and you can easily come to a view that it happened and why not Noah. People have premonitions all the time. Maybe it's God, maybe it's not. I personally happen to believe it is. Stands by for much ridicule from the godless, science is all crowd.

But that's the point, I would doubt even Nick Griffin would get "In the same position" Brown's a buffoon

Well, compared to Cameron he pretty much is actually. What would have happened if Cameron and Osbourne had let the banks collapse? Sorry, I should have clarified: the line needs to be that it's a bit rich positioning yourself as the great rescuer when you were complicit in creating the problem and exposing the country to the global crisis to a massive extent in the first place. True, but what's done is done now, and we are hardly unique in this aspect. I want to back the best man to get us out of the mess, and think Brown is still best qualified to do it. Brown isn't even honest about his sexuality, how can he trusted about anything else.

The barbeque is before the game, when I went to Lambeau, it was 8am start for a Noon kickoff, Bloody Mary's to start (for some unknown reason) beer, steaks, venison (which had been walking around the woods the day before), Brats (They're all "Krauts" up there) Salad, Shrimp and more beer, Was minus something stupid degrees an all. Fantastic day

Damn shame Mad Ian McMad never got on mind

Doubt you'd be cleared to play football within a month though IF the injury was as bad as was stated

All along the Watchtower = Dave Matthews Band, the live in Central Park version is immense There's a crackin version of Paradise City featuring Fergy and Cypress Hill on Slash's new solo Album (on the Aussie or Canadian Versions) not on UK version I don't think, which is a pisser !!!!!

In nigh on Sports Direct colours !!

Our away kit is going to be skins? All black with silver trim, and a printed red armband with a white circle on it and some new club symbol in it.

I'm 53 FFS and since my "Oh look, knee bends three ways" incident playing 5 a side in Turkey, I've retired from arduous pastimes.

Was in standard secondary education (60's/70's) and the school staple was the belt. Never got belted myself but did get the slipper and on one notable occassion off the PE teacher (for throwing javelins like cabers) the Sports Almanac, the latter hurt like hell, to this day I think it's the biggest book I've ever seen in my life. Should bring it all back IMO and as for smacking kids, in my experience you only need to do it once.

So what really was going on eh?? Carnage for a week, reports it's getting better, then "Oh no it's getting bad again" but all of a sudden the air's full of planes again. Smells fishy to me mind, what was flying around when nowt else was (apart from alledged ash).. hmmmmmmmmm

You forgot the serial mass murderers bit