Toonpack

It's like summoning satan

Gemmill needs to get the cucumber off his eyes, wipe off his moisturiser and concentrate on some positive vibes for the lads.

Hall's been poor as well, loads of them off it

Fucking hell Bruno 😳

They're way slicker than us mind

Christ she’s still going “that little wanker on the right” 🙄

Well thank you very much TNT sports, the Mrs who doesn't particularly follow the football these days, is now off on one and very wound up by the Isak big club move bollocks, "How dare they who do they think they are, is Newcastle just a piddly little club" etc etc that's all I need, she'll be spotting jobs that need doing within the hour !!!!!!! Cunts.

One was bait, the other an observation, incomparable. 🎣

The sad demise of the good old V sign , in favour of the yank middle finger, very much in evidence.

He did, interspersed with a couple of draws in the league cup. Mickey mouse league tho but.

Scored with a back heel from 6 yards to relegate Man U whilst playing for City, he looked mortified/gutted, loved him for that, the goal that is, not his reaction. RIP

It's bollocks, so no need to waste their time tbh.

Never known that, is it a thing ? Edit: you didn't need to add scraps onto that, that's southern talk, you've been driving down there too much.

My Lord, will suffice, peasant.

In fairness to Fist he's a trucker and after extensive study, as part of the entrance examination, they have answer questions on the content of the truckers bible, no wonder he's confused. FYI the Truckers bible is aka the daily sport for you non truckers.

You know shit, that's for sure. So Schar is ahead of Kelly for LCB is he ?? I'll destroy the rest of your post later.

This 👆

Wrong. Talking about naive, given his fallout with the inbreds in chief, do you not think they'd have fully disowned him as a royal bastard via their lapdogs in the press.

Is there a worse gastro rip off than potato skins ? At least chippy's have the decency to chuck their peelings out.

It's true though the dates don't work. She Met Hewitt in 86, Harry was born in 84.

You need to lay off those Jammy Dodgers

FYP

Not content with ripping off people's proprietary artwork for gain, CT's going after their personalities too !!

Maybe that's what lizzie was talking about when she went on about that anus horribilis