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Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "wow, you again, you're in here an awful lot, do you think you could be an alcoholic ?" The horse says "I think I am..." And suddenly just disappears. This joke is a play on Descartes philosophical "I think therefore I am" which I could have pointed out to start with, but it would have spoiled things putting Descartes before the horse. FOIA

Those leopards are eating a lot of faces who voted for them (chortle)

The Gorge, apple TV, unadulterated shite, 0/10 Mrs was watching it while I watched Man U being unadulterated shite 10/10. Sigourney Weaver's looking like a granny and it was obviously a "just gimme the paycheck" role.

Gloom patently a closet MAGA nazi, also drives a Tesla swasticar iirc

In fairness, aye he does.

To entice you in so they can arrest you, maybe

Musk quote tweeted that Trump one with nothing but 14 images of the US flag. He tweeted it at 14:14. Number 14 is significant in white supremacist circles (like 88 is to Neo-Nazis) as it represents what are called the the 14 words slogans: Primary slogan - We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children, Followed by a secondary 14 - Because the beauty of the white Aryan woman must not perish from the earth. It's no coincidence, it was a message.

Texas 15th, Florida 34th.

The blue states all but pay for/finance the red states I believe, could be messy for MAGA.

christ! I wrote to the Whitley Bay Guardian about seeing Gordon Ramsay throwing stones at seagulls down Tynemouth, glad they didn't print it now 😳

Am sure the train journey will cheer you up when there’s some cunt sat in your seat, channel your pret a manger anger

Outside our first XI we have nothing, take any piece away and we crumble.

Turned it off, utter pap

Absolute shocker

There was one and it made recommendations which previous government ignored.

There is a direct correlation between racial demographic and offences, i.e. there’s a number of cunts in all ethnicities but there is no one ethnicity worse than the others for producing said cunts. Those are facts.

There’s a home office report (previous Gov’t didn’t act on it) which confirms grooming gangs are NOT any more prevalent amongst muslims than anyone else. Indeed us whiteys seem to be the main problem. Them damn facts again !!!

Get a Klu and we might get to the Klux of the matter

That's Klan to you

You are mate, but I wouldn't get upset about it, every village needs its idiot.

The bald cunts standing back for an age to try and choose their lunchtime sandwich are the worst tbh.

I would definitely be tripping up and spilling a coffee if it were my seat.

Respect your elders you young cunt, I didn't kick the shit out of the Kaiser for the likes of you to hog a queue. Bring back national service I say.

How fucking depressing (don't you read it Rents) https://archive.ph/287LE

Hoo Wyki, how the fuck is a Yorkshire team playing Turkey ? Doing ok as well, looking good for t'Europe