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She was 32 when they got married ffs 😂

And they can't tax your income, if you do have a job, because there's no one left at the tax office.

partly agree apart from last sentence, it’s the defenders who he majorly plays out to, often putting them under pressure.

Ah good old high noon when the inbox starts to explode coz the cunts are awake.

Oh absolutely, the number of times over the years I had to "educate" the cunts on working time laws over here, they're mental. The Indian software lads must work 24/7 the poor cunts, they were always online, in truth though the yank techies weren't far behind.

They won't all be firings, not long after I joined I was over there and chatting to one of the PM's and he said "haven't told anyone yet, but I've got a new job and I'm resigning" I asked where he was going and what's your notice period, he said I'm leaving on Friday and start new one Monday!!!. It's crazy, my notice period was 3 months and these fuckers just piss off same week, no handover, nothing, one of the VP's did same just quit for a new job and was away end of the week. Other side of the coin is brutal though. Was is an all hands yank town hall thing and the Company President was spouting the usual bollocks, at the end he said "as you know so and so's son has been seriously ill and as you know she's been absent to look after him, sadly she's used all her vacation time so we're having to let her go, as I know she was very popular and a valued member of the team we're going to have a collection for her as it will be difficult for her, I'll be sending an email with details for you to give generously" was fucking gobsmacked.

If it's for last year you should be entitled to it, is there any UK HR ??

He was, not so sure he is now after his dislocation.

tremendous 😂😂 Is that a bollard he's knocked over at the bottom ??

They're fucked

There are many towns where the government agencies are the major employer and via that, a massive, and critical part of local economies. This can't end well.

I have (anonymously) passed all the evidence to yewtree

Ah I see Meldrew has joined forces with the swasticar driving veggie. Misery and lettuce, how daunting.

On my way

We saw what they thought last Summer, doubt anything's changed except that we should now have the ability to do both.

Some of us were pointing out last summer that he needed replacing because of his age, lack of pace and likely drop off in performance, and here we are. Yes RW needs addressing but it's still not #1 priority.

and their dog

And even now, he's STILL not our biggest problem. But the RW zealots won't be told.

Tino's passing is atrocious tbh.

Locked up ! Pfft I'd have got him Liddle Towers'd tbh

They are slow and therefore they have to work harder to keep up in general play, they are also old (in football terms) so they tire quicker which makes them slower/more tired which leads to tired mistakes, bad positioning etc. That knocks on to the whole team because everyone has to work harder to compensate, has a lot to do with why "they've all been pretty shit lately" IMO. We need a pacey RCB desperately (as we have done for what feels like forever), because Botman isn't exactly rapid either (when fit).

👆This man knows his onions (if not his predictions)

Could have stamped on his achiles ffs

Full strength we can do these