Geordie Boyo

Emre makes it 3 with a lob over the keeper. Hasn't been too bad, and they have improved as a website but still could be a hell of a lot better for an offical nufc site providing the latest for supporters who are keen to see how their team gets on. They must know of the match threads On-Line and Toon-chat has/had so if they know that they've got all those supporters there on net from all parts of the world you'd think you'd have someone down there at St James Park on his laptop for the offical site providing a bit more effort. Still, bollocks that, Emre's scored!

Milner makes it 2. good to see the lad get on the score sheet again.

It doesn't matter who we're playing...! We play Arsenal on Sunday so supporters are always going to be wanting to know how our team are getting on and how certain players are doing playing as a team. You only need one supporter with a bit of passion to update us all on the match on the 'official' site but compared to .com and even on-line its one of the last nufc sites I check for the latest because of the effortless wank they provide.

.cock are fucking hopeless for updates...and just about everything else the site offers...! Good to see that Moore has scored but fecking hell, it is only Yeading. Let's see some more goals lads eh!

Welcome back Lou I'll be going over to Sydney next April to visit relatives there, not looking forward to the flight...like...!

Still not up for eviction...!

If we did have a hope in hell in getting Owen then now would obviously be the time to at least attempt to sign him. If not then at least you can say we tried.

Somebody get an elephant gun…!

Unfortunately we're gonna need these players due to the current position the club's in then hopefully if our position in the league has a massive impact and we're back up where we belong we can then attract bigger name's. Still, there's no harm in bidding for those players now.... *Cough, Owen ,Cough* I think Ramage, Taylor & Rocky Chopra will come in handy this season as will Zoggy & Milner, but all thou with the likes of Dyer, Emre, Parker, Boumsong, Given & Shearer there it's clear we definitely need to build in having more experienced players with a high standard of quality to their game if we're gonna show any real ambition in getting back where we belong.

Imagin sharing a room with Jade & Craig...! Whose head would you jump on first?

BB most annoying thicko's..Craig or Jade? I really can't decide.

Did I forget to mention I'm not very popular...! I have natural grey highlights, which is why I stay bald *cough cough* shaven

It isn't there anymore unfortunatly. didn't wanna be confused for an oompa loompa with all this Charlie & the chocolate factory rage. As far as the highlights & lowlights part goes I wasn't too sure whether you meant the highlights on the board its self, or my own highlights. There's been some great threads from the likes of Slp, Alex, mancy, Cath & Gemmill in the past plus a certain mackem popping off to catch beyonce while in the chat room then returning as spunky trunks was quite a laugh too.

I can't believe he took a huff, he was just having a joke the prick! Even if he did look the spit!

Why hasn't that attention seeking whingy fucker been up for eviction this week....!

Night, mincing hairdresser Cheers for the title mate, but as you know whether its there or not there's no denying it...

Good night all... ...back to work tomorrow......!

He's probably changing his corduroys right now after seeing that...!

Conversation between Makosi & Kemal. Kemal - The first time I had sex was when I met a man off the internet when I was 16. I was driven away in his car then behind a skip where we had sex then he came in my mouth. He then just left me by the skip.... Makosi - HE LEFT YOU BY THE SKIP!!!!? As if that was the worst part...!

Constantly wearing high heels day and night is one thing but Kermit the frog in a thong is something I DO NOT want to see...!

JawD?

This place just wouldn't be the same without me...!

If I were him I'd have a word with Big Brother. He wants to win it at the end of the day but he can only take so much before he uses Craig's head as a pogostick next time they're in the pool.

I can see Anthony winning it, but like you said I really don't have much of an interest in it apart from checking up to see if anyones had a kicking yet.

Craig is a total knob. Anthony thou surely must realise he is trying to crack on to him...! He needs to tell him straight that he isn't gay and that he can either be a friend and respect his sexuality or he can f*#k off. Craig obviously knows that he is straight while Anthony just seems to be a bit of a thicko, either way its certainly cringe worthy stuff...!