Geordie Boyo

29 going on 30 in September, but surely has a season or two left in him, a couple of great seasons depending on his fitness. Could well be another Kluivert all thou thinking of the two in there prime nobody could touch Ronaldo. I think it really depends on our funding, obviously stating the obvious, but we might not be able to go for two top standard young goal scorers so he might just be a bargain. Guess we'll have to wait and see.....*mumble mumble*

Gary Lineker - "He joins the all time goalscorer with 14 goals Gerd Mueller, Rod Blobber!"

Would you take buck toothed blubber Rounaldo? We could have it in his contract as part of the agreement that he is not to go anywhere near Greggs, KFC, McDonalds, Pizzahut & Gormans Chippy with every takeaway in Newcastle paid off to chase him out with meat cleavers. At the end of the day he's still a goal scorer with the right guidance he could be world class again. The reason I bring it up now is because he is in that state where we could snatch him from Real for half the price. Would love to see Dirk Kuyt here too. He can hold the ball up, link up well and has a lot of pace as well as knock a few in. Him & Blubber, eh!?

the linke doesn't fooking work for me...!

He's a funny guy He's making his come-back too in July. He's starting to get on a bit now. He's looking more like that bloke from The Hills have Eyes....!

Unlike the previous self dence 'bar fight' video clip I find some techniques in this clip to be more handy as it tends to happen more often like somebody cutting in front of you in a queue. Bas on a US talkshow called 'The Best Damn Sports Show!' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5QFOZc8AaM...ch=bas%20rutten The famous bar fight self defence video clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG24SBwjNu0...ch=bas%20rutten

Liverpool away in our next game.

Put her on e-bay

I have hair now you see, last month I was 5'7"

Could do with a Roman Abramovich now, tbh....! Seriously thou, we're fooked!

I think it is judging by the title on the link.

fooking hell I have edited the obvious mistakes

Well, not us http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/115062...us_Woman_On_Fox Crazy bitch. All thou the intent of all religions is for good the facts are there has been more life's lost and more hate created causing more harm than anything positive. Abolish religion, tbh....! The news presenter went a bit emotionally over the top for someone in her position. She became too stressed and got caught up in it and messed her wording up a bit while interviewing this mad woman.

We'd be fucked...! Gerrard or Joe Cole would have to play up front and this thread would turn into a 24 pager...!

I would make it Hargreaves Beckham Gerrard Lampard Cole Rooney I wish people would stop bleating on about Defoe aswell. Would anybody serioulsy want him on the pitch, I know I bloody wouldnt. I am much happier with him in England where there is no chance of him playing 151465[/snapback] Because unlike Walcott he's a proven striker who can be played straight in there despite his poor form last season. Sven gave a clear indication against Sweden when he brought Crouch on that he has no intention of playing Walcott unless we are winning the game comfortably then he'll just put him in there for the last 5 minutes. At the end of the day we are down to three strikers, but you might as well say two...!

The Proclaimers - I'm gonna be (500 miles)

So! What now...! Do we bring Lennon or Carrick in? Keep Hargreaves in there? Maybe keep Crouch up front? As mentioned above you could push Beckham in centre with Lennon out wide right to offer a better attack there as we'd be still keeping the threat of Beckham's crosses, etc? Carrick can sit nicely in that holding role all thou he doesn't really get about the pitch as much as Hargreaves to retrieve the ball. Hargreaves on the other hand seems to struggle to get the ball at times taking his man down rather than planting that accurate challenge for the ball, but I was impressed by his work-rate against Sweden. Crouch is the perfect target man for the keeper to get too and for other long balls. He's also very handy or leggy I should say for holding the ball up for the attack to push forward. There are a few options Sven can take, but also I would like to see Walcott at some point get a chance to come on otherwise we could have had someone there like Defoe where we know what he can do.

This coming from the "Giant Geordie Boyo"........ 151320[/snapback] I'm 5'8".....and a half, tbh Anyways, if I had have bought the right size lengh my jeans would have made me look bigger.

I felt Paul Robinson was at fault for conceding our 2nd goal. I felt he should have reacted quicker to come out and collect the ball as Sol Campbell clearly had no chance in getting it being too far out.

2-1

Christian Lara of Ecuador only 5'3"...! No offence, SLP, Papa & Ritchie.....

Must be that time of the month for Colleen.

Where did you quote that from jill?

Reminds me of the lad in school you always felt sorry for because of his goofy laugh...!