Geordie Boyo

I hope so too. The doctor who was doing the surgery told me there was a 50% chance...! I can't believe I had just been told that at that point before I was put to sleep. I lost my rag a bit on the way out. I had to wear this nose wrap, basically a bandage that goes over your nose to stop the blood from pouring out, but to wear it you have a thin string of bandage going over behind your ears and across the front of your neck. There was two nurses passing by as I walked out with this thing on and I saw the fat one smirk so I snapped and said 'aye at least its' not permanent' while looking her up & down. I did look a bit of a prat with it on, like.

Well, it wasn’t very pleasant to say the least. I did have to wait a few hours until the Op took place, but when it did it seemed as if I were only asleep for a matter of seconds when in fact it must have been about an hour later when I saw the time in the recovery room. The student nurse sat down next to me kept on giving me morphine after asking how I felt. Naturally I said I was in a little bit of discomfort, but I heard her say at one point to another nurse ‘I’ve gave him ten doses of morphine’ while shaking her head. I thought you what...! I wasn’t in any great deal of pain. The next day I was, fucking hell! I was in a ward with two other people who were having the same operation. One bloke who seemed quite relaxed saying he had something similar done before a few years back and another stocky lad maybe a couple of years older than me in the bed next to me. We were woken up at 6.00am to have these cotton wool tubes taken out of our nose. They go right up there! Now obviously after having reduced the size of the turbinates in my nose it was full of blood, felt like about 15 pints so when these fuckers were taken out fuck did they hurt! The lad next to me was first, I heard a few yelps followed by ‘can I have some pain killers?’ then it was my turn. The Philippine nurse came over to me, told me to hold a cardboard trey underneath my chin, I was obviously shitting bricks at this point, and then she had what looked like a mini pair of pliers to take those cotton wool tubes out. As she took one out it felt like my brain was being pulled through my nose...on that note I must say don’t even bother taking the piss! Blood was pouring from my nose and down my throat. She held one side of my nose to which she pulled out the other one and the same, blood pouring out and down my throat too. She told me to nip my nose while she gave me a massive block of an ice cube to stick in my mouth to stop the blood going down my throat. Obviously I spat it straight back out to breathe! Along with 5 pints of blood....! The bloke from over the other side was next and you could hear him choking on his blood, which we were, but he was devastated, in a lot of pain and just sat silent with the curtain around him for the rest of the time. Seconds later an African male nurse comes through telling us our breakfast will be ready next door at 6.30am...! Can’t say I was feeling too peckish at that point, tbh. I got back home on Friday morning and I’ve’ been told I can’t go anywhere for two to three weeks where it may be polluted, smoky or dusty in case of infection. I had a look at my nose yesterday and could see a little bit of flesh and little bones sticking out...! I have to apply cream every day, boil some water with a table spoon of salt added then sniff a little bit up each nostril too to clean it, only my nose is blocked with blood making it slightly impossible. I can’t blow my nose or lift anything heavy for one week, but the thing is when your sleeping a lot of pressure is being pushed up into your nose to breathe so I end up more or less blowing my nose while sleeping in anyways making the blood flow quick which is a bit of a carry on when your trying to sleep, especailly in this heat. I’ve barely had any sleep what so ever waking up at 5.00am or 6am every morning taking Codeine & Mandanol paracetamol tables every day. Obviously I take the Codeine 1st then go on to using the Mandanol as it’s a lot stronger, but I have to take Hayfever tablets too as on top of everything going on with my nose it’s aggravating the hell out of me too. When I had a look at my nose Friday morning I looked like I had a nose like those shop owners off the League of Gentleman...! I was fucking furious! But it was just really swollen; the other lad looked the same. It looks back to normal on the outside, but is very swollen on the inside.

That's an old argument to, tbh. Shearer was never a player of pace, but his ability, work rate and eye on goal puts him above any other centre forward this country has produced. Potentially Ashton looks like he may have all that to offer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s6cQ8SyS8E...h=dean%20ashton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8LqpgjMJe0...h=dean%20ashton

I think that was just poor vocabulary on his behalf, tbh. He would have loved to have played up front with Shearer let alone replace him. .................

From skysports I felt gutted reading that, tbh. I'm sure we will be bringing in a player that will bring goals and in general do a job for us up front, but make no mistake about it Rooney would be there ahead of anyone out there when it comes down to who I'd like to see replace Shearer. I'm not at all bitter, but sad at what we could have had after having read that.....even though those BASTARDS didn't need him! Hopefully Ashton will do what sir Les & wor Al' did because he certainly has the potential. That's if he is the man we sign...!

He was 2nd choice, virtually retired and out of contract so what are you moaning about? We've bought one great player with the clear intention that we’re bringing other players in.

It just logged me out. 161219[/snapback] That was the point tbh 161256[/snapback] Do you know there's a log-in button too?

It just logged me out.

You see, I felt really bad and down about keeping my ex awake. When she'd try and sneak away to the sofa I'd say you go to bed and I'll sleep on the sofa, I don't mind, but she'd refuse and would end up back in bed as I felt guilty. She wouldn't let me sleep on the sofa because she'd feel bad about it and there's you shoving, kicking and elbowing your ex to the sofa you evil woman!

Nah, but here's one though. See you later, Sima http://www.topix.net/forum/who/ll-cool-j/T8H643JG8UMMG4EUQ 161151[/snapback] Here's a good article on how to deal with problem snoring. 161183[/snapback] Lost me. That wasn't by any chance the same time she was slamming down clothes on your bed the next morning?

I don't know why, maybe you’re just worried about something and sort of panic. It happens sometimes when you’re sleeping and have a bad dream and you flinch and wake up, but as I say normally the only time I do dream and do that is if I've got a lot on my mind.

I fall asleep like that, tbh. It's happened many times at my mate's flat. They'd be jumping around, music blaring as they sing along and I'd just be sitting there snoring my head off.

Another thing I used to do after I'd fallen asleep was I would make sudden jumps as if your place was being burgled, but I think that was just down to me thinking I was snoring and keeping my ex awake. She would obviously jump too in a panic state which was quite hilarious, tbh. She'd be in mid air off the bed looking around saying "what, where, what!"

I'll take that as a no then Thank you for your time people...!

Nah, but here's one though. See you later, Sima http://www.topix.net/forum/who/ll-cool-j/T8H643JG8UMMG4EUQ

Snoring! own up! I do. Used to be a big problem with my ex, but then again some will just say it's perfectly natural and just put up with it. I'm quite bad with it to be honest. My mates recorded me in Amsterdam once to show me how bad I am and fooking hell...! At the time when I was with my ex I tried nasal spray and different medication as well as sleeping in different positions. I'm not overweight or anything like that. It's basically to do with the nasal cavity, which can be a problem if you have a small nose like me. All though I'm no longer with my ex, not because of that Would be a bit harsh...! I'm now thinking of the future. I have an appointment at the Freeman Hospital this Thursday for an ENT operation/procedure to basically take away some of the nasal cavity to allow me to breathe through my nose better, especially when I’m sleeping. I was wondering if anyone has had this operation before? Come on! Own up! Dead considerate me, man

Well that's just made my fucking day...!

10M? Haddaway shite bollocks, tbh...! I would have said around 6M and even that's a gamble, but never 10.

yes

I don't know. I think it's quite nice when you have a warm sweaty fart rumble up from underneath your bollocks...until you stand up...!

Tell me about it...! I woke up at stupid 0'clock in the morning in nothing but sweat...! So what I had to do was turn my pillows and duvet covers the other way around so I could get back to sleep...!

Yeah!

Do those rules apply to me Cath...! I guess that's what I get for not posting as often as I used too, shame on me...!

Aye, I like the idea with a black background for the numbers, but god knows what thicko thought of white lettering...!

OOOOOooo! Cath, can I see the photos? .......What the fuck came over me there...! *cough cough* giz a look at the photo's man Cath My mate says I can look a bit like grant mitchell at times I've grew my hair back now though and have a few grey hairs so I guess I kinda look more like George Clooney.