Geordie Boyo

oh bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger!

At least you've gave it a go, mate. I refuse to have anything to do with sales. I don't mind customer complaints as long as the company's organised enough to deal with them so that's why I choose to work in customer service. When I was working in sales I did manage to reach my targets, but I just didn't enjoy the downside of being told where to go too. I thought it was a bit contradictive me ringing random people in Yorkshire, Scotland and the North East where if I answered the phone nine times out of ten, I wouldn't give them the time of day too. I'm in no man's-land at the minute knowing where this will lead like my brother for example who works for Sage and does really well in his job. After working as a car Salesman and at the AA he wants to be his own boss which is why he's thinking of taking up a course to be a plumber. I can see myself doing the same leading towards a trade so I'm unsure on what path I want to take, tbh.

After that last one I guess I can't do any worse.................why did the chicken cross the road?

What the hell is the point of this artical? http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~890442,00.html

*pops head out of coffin* What man! I'm deed!

Des Hamilton. He’s quite versatile, tbh.

I was just about to tell you to stop going on about it until I clicked on the thread...! Was sad at the time, but like Shearer....lets move on!

Serrant.

Nugent is a greater talent than Milner though. 188359[/snapback] A greater talent than Luque, obviously and more reliable and adaptable in different positions which is why I'm not happy we'd be one good player down and......still left with Luque! 188370[/snapback] But teams actually want Milner. Have we found someone who wants Luque yet? 188371[/snapback] I think your missing my point, again and your starting to annoy me..! I know teams would prefer to take Milner on as he's a better player and I accept that , Christ! Have a word! I was stating that it's a shame, ok, that we'd still be left with Luque, a crap player, with Milner gone, a good player. 188378[/snapback] "you're" 188384[/snapback] Shaddap!

Serrant, tbh.

Nugent is a greater talent than Milner though. 188359[/snapback] A greater talent than Luque, obviously and more reliable and adaptable in different positions which is why I'm not happy we'd be one good player down and......still left with Luque! 188370[/snapback] But teams actually want Milner. Have we found someone who wants Luque yet? 188371[/snapback] I think your missing my point, again and your starting to annoy me..! I know teams would prefer to take Milner on as he's a better player and I accept that , Christ! Have a word! I was stating that it's a shame, ok, that we'd still be left with Luque, a crap player, with Milner gone, a good player.

Nugent is a greater talent than Milner though. 188359[/snapback] A greater talent than Luque, obviously and more reliable and adaptable in different positions which is why I'm not happy we'd be one good player down and......still left with Luque!

Is Glenn looking long term though in regards to Milner....in english, does he think Milner has a future of 1st team football? I mean, we've got Zoggy & Duff who I'd like to think Roeder would be looking to play. I wish it was fecking luque going the other way...!

Your taking a shit aren't you? Where did you get this from?

I would take this opportunity to wear one of those big silly badges which states how old you are. It will be a day to remember with the attention you’ll get. Have a gooden!

This is turning into a living nightmare, tbh.

Good point.

Now that would brighten things up a bit! I think you lot are lying to yourselves towards how you felt when you first saw so I'm not buying any of that sorry...! As it happens thinking about it now it obviously is a good deal and he should do a job for us up until January with a more permanent solution. However, that says it all about us leaving this till last minute which is what people are really whining about...! What about our defence? Is he going to do the same and risk having to deal with getting two new defenders in January? That would be a little bit too much in taking a chance on different players there and then doing just as good a job. Having said that though I don't think we will do that, but I'm just hoping we don't just sign any fucker in ending up with more unreliable players at the back.

*shakes head and clicks out of thread*

Can you add Gordons Gin trebbles on the list at £2.50 and put some comfy leather sofas in it, then open it where the Howlet Hall is (or whatever they call that gastly place these days) so I can stagger home. Cheers 188063[/snapback] Done! I think it's called the Westburn Lodge there now......still the Howlet, like...!

tbh...!

I thought I was reading a joke there Should have chased the little bastards with your shoe and threatened to give them a good walloping. ....or at least that's what my granddad would have done......

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