Geordie Boyo

Aye, def a bit of a mess, Cath.

I don't know if anybody’s tried something similar holding a piece of string with a paper clip on the end downwards with the tip of your finger and thumb. What you do then is try and focus moving the paper clip left/right/up/down/clockwise/anticlockwise without moving your finger/thumb/hand/arm, etc. If you like write down north, east, south & west on a bit of paper then try it above up if it helps. Basically the pulses in the tips of your thumb & finger do the job transmitting the direction from your brain where you want the paperclip to move.

look at the ankle and to the left or right of it and you will see it happen.

Looking at my CV I'd have to say it would certainly be working in a call-centre. I don't even think while in school I was ever talked to in the way I was while working for this pompous prick. I was chatting to a colleague next to me which must have only been for two or three seconds while sorting some data out before making myself available again to answer the phone from clients when my phone rang internally. It was one of the team leaders from the other side of the room telling me to stop chatting and get on with my work! I explained what I was doing, but he stuck to his guns and thought I was taking the piss. I told him ok, fair enough and put the phone down. He then rang again and told me to come over. I walked over & he gave me a lecture about putting the phone down on him then told me to get in the meeting room and wait for him to come over. He came into the room and straight up to me saying 'I don't know who you think you are' I know you think your a hard man don't you!?' I replied, no I don't actually and I don't see where you’re going with this. I then explained what I was doing and meant no offence by it. He then just looked at me while his bottom lip trembled and his eyes became teary. I thought, my, my, hasn't he approached this situation wrong. I just looked him straight in the eye and he just looked like he was gonna break down so I just basically said I don't take the piss, I always give 100% and appologised if I came across aggressive in any way. So, from being the hard man, to a weepy pratt he became civilized and apologized too. That happened because I stood my ground and I'll never allow anyone to talk to me in that way in or outside of work because it's bullying & intimidation which was just totally uncalled for. The guy was the same age as me, 26, strolls into work as he pleases and does fuck all but chat up the lasses on his team and spies on people through listening in on them. I couldn't believe my ears when he was saying that stuff. I didn't know whether to laugh or hit him so I just tried to level with him as I could see he put himself in a place that he could just not handle.

I hope Mr Kirkey is right, all though I find it highly unlikely Lahm would give us a thought...

'do one you plum...!' I can honestly say she MUST be the most annoying person ever to enter that house. Can't wait for her eviction.

---Shola Viduka -------Dyer On the bench: Owen At Arsenal: Martins

He could at least tuck his belly in

I think it's shocking how Carr has held on to his number yet Nobby hasn't.

me left with my brother warren.

I'd say Owen, Taylor, Viduka or Barton up to now. BS did hint though saying Barton wont be captain...!

Yes, it would be a massive gamble. It's a team game after all and I'd rather field a team of players who will work hard for each other with enough ability to secure a top six place than spend a ridiculous amount of money on one player. Why folk out for one player with world class ability, with the hope he'll stay fit throughout & be the driving force behind the quality of our play when it would be more reliable to buy four or five players for that cost of good quality. He might not even adapt to the Premiership and could get injured and be out for most of the season. It's a massive gamble in my humble honest spontaneous opinion. ...but it ain't gonna happen in anyways...

Happy bday

Duschco. You heard it here first!

He could have very easily meant Duscher. Duscher, Deco, Duscher, Deco

My source is quite similar to that of the chap from skunkers in that he has been spot on with his claims before speculation spread. He also says, like the chap from skunkers, we are close to signing Wayne Bridge. I was told this tonight, and like you lot I'm sitting on the fence, but as I say, he's been pretty much 100% reliable on his claims up to now. Let's just see what happens. Either way, I ain't said out! twas him!

He's having his medical tomorrow. Duscher, that is.

Cheers dudes! It's sorted now and I'm switching to AVG and downloading zone alarm. no more downloading

Hope it's true!

I recently downloaded something and now I keep getting warning 'system alert's' flashing up. The little security shield icon keeps flashing on my status bar from a white cross/red background to a question mark/blue background, basically telling me my PC's being infected by different viruses and I need to update using 'virus protect pro'? I've got Norton Antivirus 2007, spybot search and destroy and now have spyblaster & spy sweeper downloaded, yet I still have the same problems with the security icon/warnings, etc. I've ran out of ideas and don't know what to do?

Happy birthday

*sticks £6 extra on the lotto*

Would love to do all that and I guess I could if I planned it & booked up the year before, but it looks to be quite an expensive time moving in with wor' lass sept....