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Just scrolled back and noticed the wiping question was asked on page 2 ffs, I should have known

One last thing before you go please....and I swear there is substance to this question, its not utter nonsense. Do you wipe sitting or standing up?

Must be a way to tell if he is bona fide

Tibia honest this is not the right thread to start thisa again

On the topic of match threads, be careful as some of us stream from dodgy sources in horrendous time zones so the latest "yesssssss get innnn" may just as likely be from the goal you already saw 5 minutes ago. Wankers....

It was a bit tongue in cheek. Rarely get new posters on here so you are definitely welcome. MF will share his collection of sausage gifs for matchday and you're good to go.

I suspect Liverpool with their 'explore all options', appealing the red card and what not are just trying to pile on the pressure on the refs for upcoming games. Certainly wouldnt put it past them. Despicable little club, hope they somehow end up like Man Utd once Klopp leaves and get firmly displaced from the top again.

Fully expecting Musk to descend on here soon: "Is the board public aware of what's happening?"

Time tested silent observers are one of the hallmarks of this board I'll have you know sir

Good thing we usually do so well with newcomers on here

That team's kinda picking itself at the moment. Gordon wont be playing at West Ham so he should continue to drive and press like a numpty. I hope Isak is fit, like Wilson he always seems to have a goal in him even when not playing well, but on Saturday he seemed to be missing his usual skill on the ball and seemed to lack energy too. Burn had a nightmarish first half against Burnley, he does so well in the box but outside of it the lack of pace is a liability. And pace is just about all Dembele has to offer so they'll be targeting him. Gordon will have to be right on it defensively too. Other than that it would be great to see Tonali have a good game and get some confidence. No reason we cant beat these, imagine getting 3 points and going top early in this group

Terrible refereeing per usual premeir league standards but aye its being made out as if that's the worst blunder in football history. The Liverpool official statement was a bit embarrasing too, seems like Klopp's whinging attitude has spread across the club.

Job done. Good performance. Only concern here is fitness now.

Incredible engine. He's been so key to everything good we've done this season. The energy from him Longy and Anderson is superb. That's what keeps us going even when we aren't playing well.

Isak poor again. Just doesn't look himself today

Shame for big Joe. Hope it's not too serious. Isak has bend poor today imo but that was an ice cool penalty.

Good half after a shite start. Should have been 3 up really. We need another goal to bury this. Burnley really haven't done much other than from a couple of shaky moments from Burn.

Ah man unlucky

Conserving his mojo for Mbappe

Brilliant ball from Bruno. Poor from Isak he usually scores from there. Bad first touch

Oh come on Isak!

Another ref having a shite game in this league. Shocker.

Ref gone completely blind there. Can't see a straightforward corner now ffs

Gordon gets so many silly yellows.. Out for West Ham now

Trippier created that again winning that ball. Been shite so far that was just what was needed