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Can't get Gordon and Isak in the game at all.

Gone to sleep on the back post there

Ffs

Good start, looking confident on the ball

5-0. Gordon hattrick. Mainoo nominated for puskas and ballon'dor.

Aye you can tell by how fat I've become in all these years of waiting. Real waist of time.

Will be interesting to see how they fare next season with CL fixture congestion. Especially if they get a few inujuries

6:30 is the best time actually; hands down.

Offside only when the player's full body is in front of the defender? Like the ball crossing over the line rule? Should be easier to automate too.

I was browsing a second-hand shop. Bought myself a watch, so I had a bit of time on my hands.

That's okay, went looking for some thyme for your dinner salad?

They've got a super charged version of Ashley This is going to be brilliant to behold. 8 year contract for Ten Hag?

Sure looks like it. Hope Dortmund can win it. But knowing their luck and Real's, they wont.

Wait surely that wasn't offside?

Bayern have Chupo Moting on the pitch instead of Kane

Freaking Madrid. Joselu of all people

Neuer ffs

And that's how you use VAR. Decision made in seconds. Take heed premier league c**ts

Madrid with a typically dodgy equalizer, VAR will have a look.

Some goal that. Most of the CL knockout games have been superb this season. The PSG Dortmund games were brilliant both legs, played at such a high level technically. Some seem to wonder how Dortmund have got to the final but they are a brilliant technical team.

Now now be good Citizens and behave

Not hour problem you dont have a sense of humor.

You could say it was just his time

Bloody hell Jamie Carragher is a total twat. Glad I don't have to watch Sky. Love the completely unamused face Henry makes sat next to him too when he tries to be funny. Twat.

Ha, take that up your hairy cheese sniffing arses!